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So you’re saying Roman Polanski... came in a little behind?

Kimi on how he was injured:

I wouldn't say we're *all* fucked...

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being

“Move the fuck on No Body Gives A fuck about You Or your problems”

“In the building” is also a pretty solid summary of my average day at work.

Not a joke, the truth

FINALLY someone else who wants to put aerospace engineers in prison.

In my opinion as an aerospace engineer, the F-35 seems to have been deliberately designed as a money pit. It’s like what James May said about Peugeot cars, “You can’t make cars that consistently bad on accident”. The F-35 is not as advanced as people claim it is since most of the tech and materials were developed in

The rear-end of that is incredible.

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

The best part is that there were probably a lot of people eating these real burgers and saying, “wow, these bullshit, non-meat abominations actually taste like the real thing!”

Sequentials require a clutch to take away from a stop. From there it’s a clutchless shift. Very common in racing. 

Pet food: “It is not a simple process to properly formulate a balanced and appropriate homemade diet for a dog or cat,”

This is like David Tracy with a budget.

that generation is so jacked full of cluster b's and narcissists who will freak the fuck out so loudly it will never happen.  Theyll just keep killing decent younger people.

“The driver of the SUV was a 77-year-old man who thought the vehicle was in reverse, when he hit the accelerator and was in drive instead.”

I guess we have to pull for McDonald’s and KFC to do him in.

Your mom. (Sorry, couldn’t resist)

I heard he called poutine “shitty soggy fries”.