Leaf Blower is different since it's blowing air not sucking so lack of accumulation of debris in the shaft, thus the buildup of static electricity.

Touche IT man, Touche.

Poop, and I'm from the school of burning bridges. Hell that's my bread and butter. I've matured more and try not to, but I can't help it. If I don't like someone I have to tell them that. It's moments like that Asperger's sucks, but I've been training myself.

It holds a grudge longer than anything known to man.

APPLE: Mt. Rushmore? What the hell is that. That secret military base that no one is supposed to know about? Yeah we've got 10 hits for that and here they all are, we even have satellite view and street view. Would you like to take a tour of the bases while you're at it?

Yeah try building that crap with the legos we had to play with back in the day (which for me is the 90s, so not that far back, but still). Very impressive nonetheless.

Yet, you're using it wrong and are just too dumb to figure out the magical genius that is the new Maps for iOS 6.

where is that from?

Tim's a witch, and Pietro is a "Debby Downer". I predict by the year 2000 his favorite band will be AFI.

Is this Jim Carrey's new character?

You hipsters and your ironic beer.

Who knew that Uzumaki was a prophetic film/manga, and that the apocalypse will be so beautiful?

That would be the lamest way to die if you are a burglar, no cool way of explaining that in heaven or hell. Even if you survive you couldn't sound cool when telling your story in prison. "I was robbing this guy and he shot me with his dildo flying roughly 90-100 mph, and it nearly took my leg off".

or use an android phone and keep a naughty sd card with all of your risky photos.

I just need to know if I can put a bird on it?

There is just something about those Bics, they cost nothing, but are really reliable still. Though I have ran into issues with them constantly leaking if left in your pants tip facing upwards, as if the gel holding the ink in isn't solid enough or gets too warm and starts to liquify, but they have been known to ruin a…

One nice thing about Android camera phones is that if your phone camera has the pixels but is lacking the punch, you can download Camera Zoom FX (5 dollars) to help over compensate for your phone's limitations. it turned my droid Bionic into a pretty decent shooter, sure sometimes it takes forever to get the optimal…

sadly I think only soldiers are allowed them, but they do seem rather badass

Yes, they live their lives out as civilians and get a decommissioning party similar to a human soldier. The same goes for police dogs too. They usually are sent to the home of the handler that trained them, and if he can't or (for whatever reason) doesn't want him/her they put him up for adoption where anyone in the…