Is this Jim Carrey's new character?

You hipsters and your ironic beer.

Who knew that Uzumaki was a prophetic film/manga, and that the apocalypse will be so beautiful?

That would be the lamest way to die if you are a burglar, no cool way of explaining that in heaven or hell. Even if you survive you couldn't sound cool when telling your story in prison. "I was robbing this guy and he shot me with his dildo flying roughly 90-100 mph, and it nearly took my leg off".

or use an android phone and keep a naughty sd card with all of your risky photos.

I just need to know if I can put a bird on it?

There is just something about those Bics, they cost nothing, but are really reliable still. Though I have ran into issues with them constantly leaking if left in your pants tip facing upwards, as if the gel holding the ink in isn't solid enough or gets too warm and starts to liquify, but they have been known to ruin a…

One nice thing about Android camera phones is that if your phone camera has the pixels but is lacking the punch, you can download Camera Zoom FX (5 dollars) to help over compensate for your phone's limitations. it turned my droid Bionic into a pretty decent shooter, sure sometimes it takes forever to get the optimal…

sadly I think only soldiers are allowed them, but they do seem rather badass

Yes, they live their lives out as civilians and get a decommissioning party similar to a human soldier. The same goes for police dogs too. They usually are sent to the home of the handler that trained them, and if he can't or (for whatever reason) doesn't want him/her they put him up for adoption where anyone in the…

What? I laughed.

I thought this was common knowledge (no offense). I also love using M&M Minies tubes, Altoid mini tins and any container. I have been known to buy mints and candies just for the containers that they come in. I started to realize that I might have a problem and recently threw out about 100 of them since I was becoming…

two options, freezing or soaking. and then use a razor blade to remove the rest. Or you can use a hair drier to accelerate the drying process and dry out the glue on the back of the label and let it fall off that way. That requires you to have a corner lifted off. I've never had luck with that method, but read it on…

you know you can pin it to your task bar by a simple drag and drop. That's what I did, since I use it everyday.

I need LCD since most of the stuff I read on my Galaxy Tab is in color and has to be since it's mostly electronics and text books.

But remember kids Apple is more secure than Microsoft.

I think that device was originally for hanging coffee mugs up in a kitchen, but that is not to say the same device can't be used for 100 different things.

I thin that is originally for storing coffee mugs in the kitchen, but I'm not saying the same item can't be used for 100 different things and still be useful.

Be careful, you might screw up your body language if you focus too hard to try to not do something on the list, the best way is to act naturally and respectfully, or practice until it happens naturally and you don't have to make a conscious effort. Best of luck.