I kinda want Tonga Man to jump out of a cake on my next birthday.

They are awesome, especially Moir yelling at the ref during one of the hockey games. A true Canadian.

The Tongan dude has made me rethink cross country skiing as exercise. I’ve wanted to do it for years, but haven’t pursued it due to relatively little snow where I live (DC Metro area). But he managed to do it, so I have no excuse. Also, I don’t know if his oily ripply body is what convinced me, but I can’t rule that…

There was no applause! lol. I didn’t say as much. People were shocked more than anything. This place was huge. It was barely a blip for the other departments. The 3 that walked out with me had been sick of it, too. Oh I see your username and grey status. Fucking troll.

That was a long, but very good read. Sitting here taking it all in. It was hard to read some of their stories. So many disgusting recounts.

I don’t eat chobani anymore because I have cut out sugar, but I absolutely love the passion fruit and coffee flavored yogurts. I also love the kind with the toppings in the separate cup - the one with peanut butter bits is amazing.

The people in each of these pictures are *exactly* the people I envisioned who would do something this white. It’s uncanny.

Thank you. You know these people would make every single moment of that shit show unbearable. I can already see the bride atop the antique penny farthing she spent an hour trying to mount without ruining her duct tape wedding dress side eyeing her new grandmother-in-law for refusing to put on the bowler hat and hold…

I guess “two people who are just the right amount of stupid for each other” is as good a definition of love as any other.

Nope. They are denied. No brunch, no Crate and Barrel registry, no tasting-spoon wedding cake, no chalkboard paint, no mason jar salad bar, no synchronized wedding party perfomances.

My people did not bring avocados from Mexico to America for this shit.

That woman who called her fiance “creative” for following a trend that started at least a solid month before he copied it with an oxidized and mostly inedible piece of fruit?

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Exactly!

Yo, what are you talking about? She makes it all the way up to the blue line five out of six times, doesn’t fall down, SKIS BACKWARDS, and doesn’t degrade herself or her country with showboating theatrics. Just good, clean skiing. Give this woman the Gold medal for efficiency and self respect.

I’d like to see you try and qualify for Women’s Freestyle Skiing, Patrick.

Japan and South Korea play just as much, if not MORE, violent game content as the USA.

My favorite part is “guns haven’t changed while our culture has”. Pretty sure an assault rifle is very different than a musket.

I dunno, guys. I mean, he’s 70, he tried and failed to be president, his whole political career is because of nepotism, he’s kind of awkward and overmanaged, and everybody kind of got sick of him last time...wouldn’t he be happier if he stayed home and knit some stuff for his grandkids?

Medical school can easily cost $500k today. With interest, this is an even more substantial amount of money. This doesn’t make sense financially for a career making $150k, especially when you consider the stress and hours many of them work.