This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

Dancing with two thumbs up is the official signal for, "more Miracle Whip on my American Cheese sandwich, please."

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I’m not sure a person can be any whiter than this.

Judging by Drew’s shirt, Chopped must have been filmed immediately after middle school picture day.

That was not what producers were expecting when they read “writes for GQ” on his application...

i think i celebrated drew winning chopped harder than i did when my Spurs won the title last year. i’m not ashamed of this .

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

To the guy that correctly diagnosed my anal fissure during an “ask the Deadspin staff” session:

Wow, look at that incompetent figurehead strutting around like he’s doing something of value. Like he’s actually respected by anyone. How do you not have the self-awareness to realize that you suck at your job so much? That you should just quit while you’re behind? Seriously, just show some fucking dignity at this…

Because Ronda Rousey is famous & successful in a traditionally male-dominated field and this conflicts with Walmart’s need to reinforce gender stereotypes .

Uniqlo > American Apparel.
It's the 1980s all over again: BUY JAPANESE.

Right. <wink>. They don't allow it. <wink-wink>.

I mean, right now, at this very moment, LeBron James is probably a better NBA coach than David Blatt.

Nice try, Patricia. But there's no way this is going to be enough for you to get back on Pikachu's good side. I can tell he isn't impressed:

Taking these 2 bitches down, with no summon help. Took around 40 tries, iirc.

Remember, folks. That must have been the best take.

This is seriously the best porn movie name that has never been used.

Idiots! That's California!