I moved from Texas to California in October 1997 after law school. Since then, I have lived within a few blocks of the ocean the entire time, the first decade in Laguna Beach, and the next a few miles south in Dana Point. I’ve never had AC (a fact that still boggles my Texas-raised brain). I can confirm - however…

Jesus fucking Christ

I clicked on this expecting to find out that DeVos had appointed that UT affirmative action bitch.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

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I GOT A HATE SHOUTOUT FROM A READER WOOOOOOOOOOO

Fat bear in a little pool

“Better make it like, four.”

I still love animal crackers. I eat the head first, then the feet, then the body.

I was in San Diego last weekend for ComicCon chatting with a waiter regarding the state of their city’s entertainment destinations. There is demand from a couple opposing sides to either expand the Convention Center to try to keep ComicCon from moving to LA, or to fund a new stadium to keep the Chargers from moving to…

Breeland better watch out - Snyder strikes me as someone who’d make a coat out of those puppies

I don’t think this is wild at all, but it’s definitely at odds with public perception - defense in the NBA is currently the best it’s ever been.

That Shaq would have had a better career and won more rings if he had stayed in Orlando.

Dear Matt from upstate ny. If you like the color blue, pain and suffering there is a team in buffalo you might be interested in.

As a human that has gotten his hand stuck in a Pringles can, I am in no position to judge. Solidarity, stupid jarhead bear.

What sealed the deal for Davis, you ask?

Not since the fight with Nate Diaz have we seen such a mick drop.