I too, am on Team Ted Cruz is Actually Two Children Stacked On Top Of Each Other.

HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

My cat loves all food. He's also a horrible mooch and just generally a butt who refuses to learn good manners. He will climb ALL OVER YOU if you have food, just trying to get at that food. And then he tries to grab the plate. Or will smack your fork as you bring it to your mouth. And if you try to spray him with water…

I find it hilarious that someone as anti-2nd Amendment as Sean Penn is in a movie called The Gunman.

"It's not?!" — the NBA Eastern Conference

I am an adult.

Andy Reid would shit his pants on the first touchdown of the season

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

9 out of 11 internet experts agree.

I still cant believe that the last time Tim Duncan didn't score a field goal in a game was in Feb of 1994 as a freshman at Wake. His field goal-less streak can officially drink alcohol

Hell yes! Stout in summer to fuck with everybody!

If placed in the exact same circumstances Rob Gronkowski would produce this exact same footage.

LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! LOOK AT IT!

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They were just preparing for the draft.

As a Spurs fan, my favorite part of the annual trade deadline madness is all the sweet, calm, pinky-raising tea sipping.

American Sniper is just the Marine Todd internet meme made into a movie. Remember when The Passion of the Christ came out and people were afraid to criticize it for being nothing more than two hours of torture-porn because they were afraid of going to hell? That's Sniper. People don't want to be considered…