I would also like to be held in winter. Or summer. Or any time, really.

It would have been better if he'd written it in blood like Sideshow Bob:

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

Take my babies, just spare me!

Judging by his gaming skills, Cardale was the sickest kid there

on the contrary, i think it adds to the video.

Hi! Can we be friends?

And those of us who enjoy the finer things? Well we'll just be over here. Drinking gin.

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

I would add Glenfiddich 12 to that list, if you are going to have Laphroaig (which is delicious) you also need a milder Scotch option, not everyone can take that peat-bomb!

Seahawks fans were quoted as saying this was the biggest loss in the franchises' 10 year history.

'And No One will Remember it'

Pete Carroll's questions about 9/11 are now the second dumbest thing in his life.

I will say this, although it's not exactly my style, their font game is surprisingly strong. You don't see this kind of typography work everyday.

Don't judge me.

Attorney: Mr. Benson, your children Renee, Rita and Ryan have filed a lawsuit challenging the change in your will to leave the majority of your finances and holdings to your wife Gayle.

:')