I WANTED TO MAKE MY OWN PICKLED JALAPENOS THOUGH.

It’s popular in Greek cuisine; it’s really magical and I’m stunned at myself that I haven’t tried roasting some myself!

Go watch “No” instead. The story is more fascinating since it’s effectively television executives using this same type of abrasive optimism as a means of voting Pinochet out of office.

That’s the maddening thing, especially on the state/local level and how the Republicans have cultivated that level of government. You just want to take them aside and say “that may be, but clearly one of them thinks that climate change is just God punishing us for gay marriage. Maybe just vote for the other person.”

All together now! *shudders*

I was chatting with a friend and we both came to an extremely delightful possibility: Xbox 360 clearance sales on Black Friday are going to be RIDICULOUS.

He’s playing with the 80% likely scenario where the New York Giants, again, get into the playoffs with a 9-7/10-6 record and, again, go through the NFC and, again, face a juggernaut Patriots teams and, once again, beat them in the last minute. Sunrise, sunset.

And yet clearly his team is not only not instigating any level of consequence, folks like Jerry Jones are actually enabling it. “Oh, him making a comment about going out guns blazing? Passion! His inappropriate and perplexing comments about our opponent’s wife? Who wouldn’t?! Being an asshole to Dez for no apparent…

On the other hand: they’re in the AFC South and have nothing to worry about for the foreseeable future.

You honestly think the ones who were alive wouldn’t just call for arming Congressmen? These folks have perfected the argument and I no longer know what can convince the alternative.

You had 72% of North Carolina Republicans polled saying that not only do they agree that a Muslim shouldn’t ever be president, but 40% said that they believe that Islam should be made illegal.

He just has that late-20s bloat that you get when your skyrockey metabolism isn’t what it used to be. If he trimmed up, it’d be easier to compare him to Charles.

I mean he named his child George for God’s sake, he’s practically asking for an usurper in the midst.

I see where you’re coming from; I mean, Ted Nugent’s fucking insane but I’m sure he’d be a blast to hang out with.

This is like if a cable network got their hands on a CW show and polished the hell out of it.

I constantly counter that if this is truly about women’s health, then why is there never another clinic they recommend? If Planned Parenthood is evil, then where would you recommend someone who doesn’t use it for abortion to go to? Why not create your own? It's the same fucking thing with Obamacare: what do you tell…

What makes you think this is about Israel anymore?

More people attempt suicides by a drug overdose but the “success” rate for dying by an overdose is actually extremely low. In a study by Harvard in the year 2001, 221,000 people attempted to die by overdosing but it only proved fatal for 5,161 folks, or 2%.

Isn’t this more indicative of a truly God awful draft than revisioning?

My papa and mother both did that method and it does help in a pitch; you can nuke the eggs as you’re toasting your bread, put the two together, and you’re on your way!