I suppose hands-on as in “don’t stop stirring you bollock!”. I definitely have to try this, although my own method is similar. However, I had no idea salt makes it more liquidy so great tip on hand.

Since it’s Dallas though, there is the legitimate chance him and Jerry Jones did blow together in the nineties...and last April.

Liberty Student: How dare a Socialist Jew tell us about the word of God!!!

Jesus Christ: ...Ahem..

...That’s dumb. You’re dumb! STOP BEING DUMB!

One interesting tidbit is that I believe that 1994-95 Spurs team is the only team in history that had three players who had the top rebounding in a respective year: Moses Malone, Dennis Rodman, and David Robinson. That was EIGHT rebounding titles between them.

Ryu’s a blank slate, so anyone can project a whole assortment of personality traits to him, sexualized or otherwise. And something about him having a beard matches with his rogue, traveling-barefoot pursuit of peace and the next great battle.

White people.

You know, there is some perplexing alternate reality where Mike Ditka decides to run for Senate in 2006 against Barack Obama and very likely wins...

The AOL email address is such a beautiful yet subtle touch. It’s like adding coffee to a spice rub.

Mike McCarthy likely sent a gift basket to everyone involved in Ballghazi because if that never came, it would’ve been nonstop coverage over just how badly the Packers choked in the conference finals. Seriously, there was maybe, like, one segment on how the Packers fucked up and everything else was about Brady and the…

Not even going to throw a bone to the “UCF could and SHOULD be in the Big XII dammit!” crowd?

So it IS possible! Hurray! Although if the universe implodes, you owe me a Coke.

I have to hope that studios look at this year. It’s still kinda pathetic as far as the behind-the-camera folks, but it’s definitely more loaded than in past years, especially in regards to female leads.

Why don’t we do the square root of negative zero while we’re at it?

They aren’t fucking soldiers coming back from a tour in Fallujah, they’re high school graduates that are armed to the teeth and bored as tits.

It bears repeating that the amount of police officers killed in the line of duty is actually DOWN from last year at 29 officers. In comparison, we’re not at 770 people killed by police, including 161 that were unarmed.

This is also true. They’re both gods.

See, I tried #7 with Assassin’s Creed II/Brotherhood/Revelations and was deeply saddened that the Italian voice-actor for Ezio is so different.

It’s just about ethics in game journali-*vomits*

...they can’t compete with ACC basketball, SEC football, the Braves, NASCAR...