I believe Hitchcock once said that the best martini was five parts gin and a quick glance at a bottle of vermouth. Although you’re right, at that point you might as well drink straight from a chilled bottle.

You know what would prevent stuff like this happening? CALL THE PRODUCER OUT.

Because a powerful woman in control of her own destiny is more terrifying to the establishment than a gay man in control of his own destiny.

I think a lot of fans point to that episode as the official turning point for not just Homer but for the show as a whole; an introduction of a Homer that wasn’t even a real person, but a collection of caricatures and the creation of the Jerkass Homer era.

I work in an office with folks that religiously follow The Voice and why that show, despite never having the titanic ratings that American Idol mustered for the longest time, seems to be doing perfectly fine while Idol has mercifully been put to death.

...I would totally do Zeppelin in DJ Hero.

WITHERSPOON: I think at the fundamental beginning level we’re not nurturing female directors and writers at the same level that we should be.

The further perplexing thing: in a year where every team is wearing a golden decal, the Super Bowl and the Pro Bowl will have gold, and the Super Bowl is being hosted at your own stadium. And you proceed to come out with a jersey that HAS NO GOLD ON IT.

Look, these are alright, but it annoys me when something relatively simple like this gets a massive media push when the forums over at Chris Creamer’s Sports Logos have been churning out fantastic concepts for more than a decade. Give those guys some love!

This is a subtle thing I’ve noticed, but here’s a tip as far as food: HAVE SOME VEGETABLES. Most people tend to stick with salty snack food and I just feel like crap since you’re really just sitting there digesting it for hours on end. What I tend to do is just have a V8 and stick with stuff like trail mix, jerky,…

You know, come to think of it, as inner-city of a sport it is and how ingrained the sport’s history is with places like New York or Chicago, why AREN’T there more Jewish players?

Reading the link, it actually says that if you go with a 3GB/$30 plan, but only use 1.4GBs, you would actually only be charged $14 instead of $30. Now THAT is something I can go for.

I think this speaks to America’s attitudes and the rise of R-rated comedies more than anything, but Paul Blart: Mall Cop is actually the most successful PG13 comedy of the past DECADE. The only Pg13 comedy that’s made more is Grown Ups.

Oh, I’d put some of Season 3’s episodes right there with the best of them. “The Red Ball” and “Fried Chicken Flu” are easily Top 5.

One of the issues is that white millennials seem to only recognize racism when it is so garishly obvious rather than the subtle, insidious racial bias that permeates through every aspect of our culture and our cities. People will bring out the pitchforks for someone that says n***a out of jest (stupid jest but still…

Well considering Ray Lewis got away with being an accomplice to murder around the Super Bowl, I’d say you’d be right!

As a Spurs fan, I have two: Ray Allen’s three-pointer in the 2013 Finals and Derek Fisher’s 0.4 shot in 2004. The first one cost us a championship (which fortunately we redeemed the year after) and the second cost what would’ve been an epic Duncan-Garnett conference finals and an earlier shot at the Pistons.

I’m waiting until the season is completed so I can binge through it but it warms my heart that it seems to only be matching the high expectations but surpassing them in certain ways. Can’t wait.

Sauteed kale is amazing.

Like it's even a contest. Alma from Ninja Gaiden. I spent hours, days, weeks trying to beat her and could just never figure it out. It's the only time that I've ever recalled cheering and yelling when I had beaten a boss. Unfortunately, a later boss proved tricky, I overreacted and hit my Xbox, which broke the…