Not to mention you have a coach who regularly, and at this point arrogantly, plays those guys 35+ minutes in any game they're in.

Here's my current issue though...talking about my past with my current girlfriend is compounded by the fact that 1) I still have good friendships with a few of my exes, 2) I have a lot of lady friends, including some where things DID become, well, heated (including my current housemate...please don't look at me like…

Just because you're smart doesn't make you a genius.

For Christ's sake, be engaged. Go to socials, drink with your teachers, message your friends and classmates. A great way to do this is setting up a Facebook Group for your respective class or department and it really helps keep everyone in tune with events, notes, simultaneous commentary on dreadfully dull seminars.

Ideally? A centralized Steam Machine-esque gaming hub. You'd buy "exclusive" games on the system and would be able to play it on the 3DS/next handheld/smartphone/PC. It maintains the "closed garden" that I'm sure Nintendo wants to protect but expands it to the devices that everyone would be more likely to use.

Bought an Xbox One recently and have been caught in a delightful cycle of killing captains and warchiefs in Shadow of Mordor.

Not a beer man myself but I'd certainly consider myself a stout man. It's a rich elixir where if I can't even see through it due to how black it is, I know I've made a good choice.

My first mattress. The thing felt like a dream but unfortunately my reason for getting it was that I had to get rid of my former mattress due to bedbugs and it was an impulse buy before we could even confirm that we had gotten rid of the bedbugs. I had to get rid of the framing underneath because it also got bedbugs…

Because in a game against the Sixers, Westbrook was the only person with double figures. That's some serious dearth of scoring talent on your team if anything.

A positive bit of culturalism! However, I fear in 2016 there's going to be an unfortunate shitstorm in the media (mostly out of boredom and BS rhetoric) when Eid al-Adha falls on September 11th. Christ, I can see the headlines now: "NYC Muslims Celebrate Holiday on 15th Anniversary of 9/11"...*sighs*

I've always half-joked and half-seriously state that all you need to know about the priorities of men and the world of science is that we discovered the Goddamn atom before the clitoris.

So, again, it's LeBron and everyone else. Fucking great. Don't ever change Eastern Conference.

Hugh just got the raw end of the stick in trying to do a show that had maybe two weeks to be put together after the writer's strike ended. I would love to see him given another go at it.

Surprised this wasn't brought up but did anyone else find it hilariously sad and tone-deaf that when Octavia Spencer went on stage to present they played DREAMGIRLS??? Because obviously if it's a black woman presenting, you have to play a song from Dreamgirls otherwise the audience might be confused...

Well they could've gone with Capote or Good Night, Good Luck and it would've been better than Crash.

Jesus Christ, Hinkie's the Jeff Zucker of basketball.

So this confirms the story from last week that FIFA essentially gifted the 2026 World Cup to Fox as a mea culpa for profoundly fucking up their fall schedule. This is going to be hilarious to see how much ESPN flips out if the 2026 World Cup DOES end up in America.

He oughta mention that it's the more Christian conservative states that are pre-ordering tickets by the truckload so...ye who hasn't sinned and such...

Eh, more so the wine snobs of sex.

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