‘Are you alliance?’

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Yeah this is all good and great but will the Chicago Fire win the World Cup now that they have Bastian Schweinsteiger? 

Is Sarah Jessica Parker elite?

A passer rating hovering around 83

“Wanna see me throw this ball clear over them mountains?”

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

Also I promise Chicago hates the rest of Illinois far more then it hates NYC.

You want to bankrupt USA Hockey?

As a White Sox fan, I am most definitely NOT asking that question becasue I do not want to risk killing this magical series.

Coming from a guy who spent 9 hours at work the other day and didn’t get an NFL contract, I’m taking your comment with a grain of salt.

Cones of Dunshire FTW!

No surprise here. Revis had someone else cover for him.

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Mourinho was heard to say, “yes, I know. I have that same reaction every morning in front of the mirror”

Luis Enrique: If PSG can score 4 we can score 6.
Wenger: If they can score 5 we can score 1.

If you think the one on Neymar is bad, you have bad soccer takes, bro. Dude lands on Neymar’s foot and hits his leg. Neymar makes no attempt to move, BECAUSE HE DOESN’T HAVE TO. That’s a PK.

Ok, let’s go over these one by one. The first one is a clear penalty. The second one the defenseman is very tricky, bumping Suarez while putting his arms up. The third one, give me a break.

Right. The problem for the opposing defense is that if you overload on Beckham, you are vulnerable to a lot of 6, 7, and 8-yard receptions out of Marshall. If you cover Marshall adequately, you are vulnerable to the home run from Beckham. It’s a nice situation for the Giants (it also sounds good but, as Dom pointed…