I feel like the Giants had to make this move: having a big, veteran guy to lean on should be a useful crutch for Eli when he struggles . . . it might also force teams to think twice before overloading on Beckham (but probably not). The only wrinkle here is that there is not a lot of cap space left to sign anyone new…

Still the same thing.

I normally 10-2 refrain from making puns based on aggregate scores, but Bayern dropping a dime on Arsenal has simply forced my hand.

Just to clarify, Lovie Smith came in Day 1 in 2014, signed McCown while Glennon was still on the roster, and declared McCown the starter without ever having seen them practice.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

“it’s an older code, but it checks out”

The price of admission is 100 percent to the GM, 100 percocet to the owner.

Spending too much time in the bathrooms of bars will do that to you.

This is the only one that matters: A 67-animal bracket that pits mammals* against each other in simulated battles to the death** to determine which mammal reigns supreme.

“Game over, man!” is his most famous line/delivery from Aliens (and deservedly so), but my favorite Paxton line from that movie is when Ripley is yelling at him about how “this little girl survived longer than that by herself!” and he just goes “Well why don’t you put her in charge?!”

RIP. 61 is way too fucking young…

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Um, even if there were some year in which no one died, it still wouldn’t be any year’s fault who did or didn’t die in that year, because a year is an arbitrary demarcation of time, not a “thing” with any motives or affect on what occurs within it. At most, we have events designated to occur in certain years, but…

I dump on MLS as much as the next guy, but to say it’s not a sport might be taking it a bit far ;).

Cameron Jordan and Jordan Cameron

If Penny Hardaway and Little Penny Hardaway do, sure!

Do the people saying that actually dislike Draymond? I was a much bigger fan of the NBA in the 90s (possibly because I’m a Bulls fan) and he’s one of my favorite players in the league.

What I’m reading is that the locker room is absolutely toxic and he lost the players several months ago. And it’s not like there’s a group of young players getting ready to break out. Instead, it’s largely players who overperformed a year ago (Vardy had already started regressing towards the mean by end of last year,…

Might just suspend it till GarPax are gone, so like 50 years?

Way to add a hashtag to avoid plagiarizing Nick Friedell, whose tweet you stole is actually posted in the comments here.