“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

Fred Trump should have been the one to pull out.

1958 Peugeot 403

I ran into a similar problem building my barn. Barn swallows made a nest and laid their eggs in the rafters while I was finishing the interior. We came to a compromise, I would work for half an hour then fuck off for 15 minutes so the parent birds could deliver food and make sure the babies were ok, then I would get…

Close, but those little birdies saw all the Jeeps in various states of disrepair before uttering their first words: “cheap, cheap”

Is that the 6000SUX from Robocop?

“Chat with Oldsmobile Specialist”

Last one is signed, “Carroll Shelbaaaaaghhhhhh.”