A Slaaborghinni? 

Ah'yep. T'is true. 

Archaic, to say the least. I just about shan’t in my pan’ts as I read it the first time.   

Ah yes, one of life’s eternal questions. “What do you call a thing that doesn’t exist except in my imagination?” Well since you are the one who asked, Torch, you can call it whatever you want. Might I suggest, we refer to it as ”a dumb idea”.

Somebody get Kristen a mic already!

Try again, but with a photo John Legend. Still slightly offensive, but also slightly funnier.