you can have a mental illness AND be an asshole. They are not mutually exclusive.

Ritter Sport is the shit. Best chocolate ever. Fuck Milka.

It’s so fucking satisfying to hear her calling out the hypocrisy and non-evidential citing of wives and daughters in these kinds of statements. 

Emily, I appreciate you going above and beyond to lay out Yoho’s latest crimes against the English language. I’d like to add Rep. Ocasio-Cortez’s eloquent ways of saying Apology Not Accepted:

So, in the video, he:

And women are supposed to be the overly dramatic, irrational ones who can't control themselves....

Alabama Adventure amusement park and the associated WATER PARK are open in AL. No mention of COVID-19 on their website. Photos of parents and kids with no masks posted on Facebook. Could we get ten minutes of research for a look at how local amusement parks in states hard hit by COVID have reopened instead of repeated…

I’d really love to see a single one of these articles that can both take the pandemic seriously and also not despise Disney on a fundamental level. Yes, they are deserving of some ire right now, but literally every article I’ve read on the subject just has to include “I’m not a fan of Disney, I’ve never been a fan of…

It’s certainly not good that they’re open, but it’s pretty simple why. The majority of Disney’s net worth is in the value of everything they own - the companies, products, property, etc. Almost everything that Disney uses to make profit is shut down right now, between the cruise lines, movie theaters, and the majority…

I was also very drunk last night. It was a very stressful week that culminated in a job interview that I thought was for one job, but when I got on the video conference they informed it was for the same type of job in two different locations.

Congratulations on the move! Have you bought the house/is it a move you are looking forward to?

I wish I could give blood! I spent a few years in the UK back in the 80's, courtesy of Uncle Sam, and might have “Mad Cow Disease” because of it. I’m feeling okay. Really.

The tone of Jezebel over the last year (? or thereabouts) is really disappointing. Not funny snark, just mean.

Woof!

Who shits all over someone when they’ve just lost their dog?? What the fuck, Joan? 

Thanks Vanks! no one would have thought of that without you!

Talk about “lacking sufficient awareness,” whew!  Nepotism Barbie is the poster child for Lacks Sufficient Awareness.

My favorite line from Tom on DWTS was when Pitbull was a guest judge. Pitbull was having an issue revealing his judge’s score for a dance. Tom quipped, “This is the only time Pitbull has ever had trouble scoring.” It made Pitbull blush.

Pride in ignorance, a hallmark of America. 

She was trying to play the victim while being the bully at the same damn time. Like how crazy cop Karen did with her whiny egg mcmuffin rant. White women have been able to weaponize their tears for too long.