That is an insult to Vogons honestly

He’ll never not remind me of a Vogon

Twitter was a mistake.  

“Kamala is a Cop” memes and shit is not “legitimate criticism.” Lawyers gonna lawyer. AG is a common way to get into politics. Whatever. I don’t love everything about her but will I take her over literally anyone involved in the Trump administration, ten times over? YES.

Okay, so can we get a promise from Jezebel not to tank her and Biden both with the “Kamala is a cop” stuff?! Lots riding on this ticket, folks.

I think Below Deck has a winning formula, as described in the article. While the Real Housewives of everywhere will have to eventually cope with an aging cast that loves the smell of their own farts so much it has become unwatchable for some installments, the revolving door of the cast for this show keeps it fresh…

*checks watch* Yup, it’s WTF O’clock already

The greatest contribution Cain ever made to this society is dying. Fuck Herman Cain into the furthest corner of Hades. And may Donald Trump cozy up next to him in the near future.

That was so fucking golden it reminds me that even though I have a hundred open tabs right now, that I should open one more and head over to The Root’s comment section.

The poor kid was hyperventilating because he thought he was going to die. A very real fear. Whether by the wannabe vigilante or the cops.

They didn’t “contact the police for safety assistance”, so you gas them, beat them, and arrest them? But you can’t understand why people hate cops.

Herman Cain, a black man, attended a MAGA rally and foolishly chose to forgo wearing a mask. All this, so that he could flash his house-negro grin at and ingratiate himself with a pathetic shell of man who has spent his entire life despising and discriminating against black people. I cannot muster one single bit of…

Day 0: Make an anti-mask tweet

Death isn’t cool generally speaking. But I’m sorry, my give a damn has been busted. He was too old to know better yet still wanted to Ruckus it out. My neighborhood uncle used to say “Everybody has their time to die. But you dumb young muthafuckas can also rush your own death by being stupid.” Obviously this doesn’t…

As a slight note, it has been noted that, without a doubt through shee coincidence, Trump’s suggestion of moving the election date was tweeted minutes after the Commerce departement announced that the US GDP had fallen by 9.5 percent during the months from April to June. I can’t see anyway that would have contributed…

This man survived stage 4 colon cancer and died after trying to cape for President Trump. He really blew a lead, just wild.

You forgot shoving a light bulb up your ass.

I am sad.

PEOPLE ARE FED UP!

Donald Trump and his weaponization of stupidity and fear is the greatest threat this country has faced in modern times.