Yo everybody, quiet down! The teetotaler has OPINIONS about wine!

In case it hasn’t already been posted. The French Army is now trolling Trump:

As if France could give a fuck about shitty American wine.

Ol’45 wouldn’t last 15 minutes here in the Seattle area, especially at this time of year..

Good for you! When former Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon liked one of my sister's insta posts, she screen shotted and texted it to everyone she knew!

My best friend died yesterday. After watching her continued deterioration from MS for the past 13 years, and after contracting pneumonia 2 weeks ago, last weekend she decided she wanted to be taken off antibiotics and IV fluids. She was able to move from her nursing home and stay with her brother and sister-in-law,…

James fucking Woods managed to find his humanity for a moment, but our president couldn’t be bothered to try.

But it’s vitally important that they be there at this time. That’s why Trump has mentioned the caravan precisely zero times since the midterm election.

This from a man who cannot go out in the rain to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the end of a World War.  

You are not the only one. I found this movie painfully unfunny. The engagement party scene with the dueling toasts went on for so long, I was cringing. 

Am I the only woman in the world that did not find this movie funny? I’ve tried a few times and I love all the actresses, but... like the heart cookie scene above. It’s shooting for way too many things at once? Two best friends that have drifted apart and are struggling, or at least Wigg’s character is. So it seems to…

Orange dumbfuck’s reply?

The CA judge who represented the birther movement in the courts was unseated. GOOD RIDDANCE!!!! May he disappear and/or shit blood to death!

The lake is probably cold, folks. Did George Costanza teach you nothing???

Never not appropriate:

I think that it’s very heartening to know that the Obamas went to marriage counselling, considering how genuinely happy they seem to be.

And for this I’d never forgive him.

I’m so glad she’s talking about her miscarriage and infertility. I felt like such a failure as a woman because it was difficult for me to conceive, and so alone on this journey. Then I met so many other women who also suffered from PCOS and I found so much hope. Knowing a strong and accomplished woman like her also…

Just when you think you can’t love this incredible woman any more.

I hope she wins it all. I am appalled at the stories of voter fuckery coming out of GA. during this campaign.