i just watched the entire first season of the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and i really liked it by the end! took a few episodes to get into but then it was really good. Also just watched all of the new season of call the midwife on netflix (season 7) because why not cry for like 8 hrs straight, right?! 

Evening Jezzies, how are you all tonight? I’m attempting to get better from gastroenteritis that had me hospitalized 2 weeks ago.

Miscarriage #2 this year. Dudepheelio is super supportive and I think it might be worse for him. He said he doesn’t want to keep getting me pregnant and then watching this happen, and that trying is 100% my choice, but I’m like, “Fuck it, let’s dance.”

yesterday i had my first haircut in two years that wasn’t done by jonathan...he’s just too busy now and like, massively famous and i miss him :(

I have discovered the Queer Eye reboot, and I’m in love.  I laugh and cry at the same time frequently.

Time Team. I’ve got 20 seasons to work through, and I find archeology far more interesting than clubs. And, I don’t have to wear pants!

Lordddd that’s a lot of money.

I find Bernie very frustrating because I agree with him on a lot of things. Medicare for all would be nice! College is absurdly expensive! But when you say, “Great, how are you going to accomplish these things,” the answer seems to be, “Well, our hearts are pure, and we have the support of the people, and we cannot…

I voted for Bernie in the last primary, I like him and I like his platform. He has absolutely no business running for president again. There's a lot of negative baggage he'd be carrying from the Bros and what turned into a pretty ugly in-fight and oh yeah HE'S TOO FECKIN OLD. Sit back and let someone else have a go.

Let it be Manny, Let it be Manny, let it be Manny...

Hopefully it’s Lily, she’s terrible.

Because if history’s taught us anything, it’s that the GOP takes sexual misconduct extremely seriously. 

Some magazine does a regular feature like this, “What I eat in a day” featuring some actress or model, then they total up the calories, which they claim is like 1200-1800. I’ve done the math. They definitely inflate the calorie counts to make it seem like they are eating more than they are. There’s no way that six…

I don’t know, the wine on an empty stomach seems ruinous to me. Plus, Camembert on an empty stomach sounds like a disaster in the making... and I love cheese.

I’m a little surprised that Denise Richards got married. Doesn’t that cut her off from alimony from Charlie Sheen? But maybe she needed to for her upcoming role on RHOBH. You can’t be a housewife without being a wife, I guess?

My high school boyfriend looked like a young Tom Cruise a la Risky Business. He drove a super sweet Mustang that he would constantly crash (drunk) and have to repair. He was a serial cheater, emotionally and verbally abusive, destroyed my self-esteem and then my heart. Years later when he married, he invited me…

k yours is my favourite ending so far bahahahaha FUCK that asshole

I was totally crazy for this boy my senior year, and he ghosted me. He left a note on my car after coming to see my dance recital saying I did a great job and he would call me later...then, radio silence. (In retrospect, I realize that making a guy sit through a dance recital might be enough to kill any romance.)

I was reading the few posts before making my own - but this is almost exactly mine, so I am starring you. Sixth grade and everything. I was the ugly kid in the class, and I had red hair so that was a big point of abuse. The cutest and most popular kid in class asked me to be his girlfriend on Monday, I said yes…

6th grade, first boyfriend ever. We went out for a month, then he broke up with me. I was fine, just excited to have had my first boyfriend.