“Sweetheart.”

Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a…

GOT DAMN

The only reason to be disappointed about it is if you see Lilly Allen as a sex positive, empowered icon... rather than a human being. And Jezebel doesn’t really see female stars as human beings. They have to be multiorgasmic liberated queens 100% of the time. 

Yeah, I really feel like any criticism about what she said is REALLY reaching. Why does it have to always be “well, that’s nice and all but she could said/she could have focused on/she could also have mentioned...” If someone thinks something else should be mentioned, then use this as an opportunity to bring it up,…

I agree. I find it odd to get upset with Lily Allen for not proclaiming she was seeking sexual fulfillment or pleasure. It sounds like she was going through a dark time and it was more of an emotional outlet. Which many people do and desperately crave human connection. And an anonymous human connection. If that’s her…

It’s also telling that sex workers are cast aside in this narrative. Allen was, as she wrote in her Instagram post, in a “dark time” but now she’s moved on. She doesn’t “do it anymore.” She’s “not proud.” What about those sex workers who helped her in that “dark time” and served as “an outlet”? After all, the fact of…

My Saturday night included being doubled over in pain with a UTI/Kidney stone combo while new guy proved himself again by trucking me to urgent care, sitting through me writhing in his car, sat in the waiting room and searched the drug store for needed drugs. He made me coffee and breakfast this morning as I laid on…

I thought that I was on the fence until one day, during a discussion with my husband, I discovered that I was not. We aren’t having kids, and I love our freedom, our friends, and our hobbies. I have a fairly deep role in many young peoples lives through my job, and it is enough for me. I tend to think that it is a…

That is a little unfair. The Army bands are often doing medleys of popular music, including film scores and similar.

Cardi B seems annoying as fuck.

He is probably used to getting away with behaving like that because of his role within his church. People probably don’t DARE question his behavior. She is young and attractive, and much smaller than he is physically - he thought he had a right to put hands on her.

He was visibly digging in while she kept trying to pull away. He knew.

And they were the fucking dipshits that ran out of gas and had no way to pay for more in the first place. If that doesn’t indicate a basic lack of common sense and foresight, well...

I really think he lost his mind about a decade ago; the DUIs (particularly reckless for a guy whose son died from injuries in a motorcycle accident), the peeing incident on a plane, now this [utterly unsurprising] boorishness (it's hardly the first sexual misbehavior from him) and...

Wait. I must be thinking of another Simon. Wasn’t Alex McCord’s husband named Simon? From season 1 & 2 I think. He was always blathering how he and Alex would go to St. Baaaarths.

Where would you factor in the cheaters (David Beador, Josh Taekman, Tom D’agostino, Mario Singer, Alex DeLesseps, Jules’ husband— so many in NYC?!) Or the generally creepy (Dorinda’s John, PK from RHOBH)? I feel like David Foster ranks somewhere between cheaters and creeps.

You’re all missing David Beador and *urgh* PK Kemsley.
But how about the best husbands? I nominate Mauricio “the Agency” Umansky.

I feel like you’re thinking of Simon Van Kempen, not Simon Barney. And if so: agreed.

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