The shooter in Colorado was “very Christian.” Conclusion? Religion is the root of much evil.

Married people, can we really trust them?

They have middle eastern names? Bet the republicans will have something to say now.

But they will surely have Michael Fassbender, Sean Connery, and (if he was alive) John Lennon on.

I seriously considered that, not even joking.

100% the appeal of a couch. Yes, putting your feet on tables etc is rude. Putting your shoes on anything is rude. But bare feet? Sure, maybe not in someone elses pristine living room when you’re being served high tea, but certainly you can put your own damn feet on your own damn sofa in your own damn house. #murica

wait...you don’t put your feet up on your couch? i mean...that’s like half the appeal of a couch...you know, to get comfy and kick your feet up...

This year I told my parents that instead of Christmas gifts just to pay for my plane ticket home

Someday they’ll realize that I’m their best friend they just haven’t met yet, and they’ll be all “oh come hang out with us in sweatpants while we eat cheetos and watch the Oscars” and I will be “this is my heaven”.

Her first kid has his father’s last name, even though the dad and Palin were never married. So little Sailor might not have Palin as a surname, although that would require Bristol to identify this child’s father, which she hasn’t done, to my knowledge.