I asked for them to cover a HOSPITAL bill. Like I’m a common peasant.

Tuesday, Dec 1, 2015 - the day I learned I was a hillbilly.

You KNOW Ben Franklin put his gah damn dirty feet up on his sofa.

Seriously, this kid. THE CUTEST. If they could just figure out how to bottle and sell him....d’oh.

Maybe Maya will come tooooooo!

I’ve started asking for things I need that I don’t want to spend my money on. These are brilliant.

Um. Is this kid’s name Sailor Palin?