INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS!

I’m at the point where I genuinely believe this administration is and always has been incapable of doing a single thing above-board or by-the-books. Every week it’s some new bullshit where they seem to have bent and/or broken laws. If (and that’s a BIG if) Mueller finds enough to indict and convict the highest levels…

Ms. Trump passed the inquiry on to a hotel official and said only that any resulting discussions should be at a ‘fair market rate.’ Ms. Trump was not involved in any additional discussions.”

Her and Kush’s feigned ignorance is precious. When/if a judge/the special counsel comes down on them for being complicit and drags their dirty laundry into the light, it will be a glorious.

Seriously, this much evidence just laying around has to amount to something eventually, right?

I know we’re a pro-Women’s-Rights Commentariat over here, but would it be misogynistic if I said I wanted to punch Ivanka in the mouth?

All I want for Christmas is an Ivanka perp walk ...

I am white, but have consistently been better insulated than my younger sister, and have consistently been mistaken for the younger sister.

Weatherly claims both comments were the result of ad-libbing and not meant to be taken seriously.

In the tapes the CBS lawyers showed, they thought that Eliza cursing on set was all the proof they needed to show that SHE was the problem. The video contained cut and dry examples of sexual harassment happening in real time, and it didn’t even register to them that they were shooting themselves in the foot. But a…

Which hunt?

Gaslighting morons with nonsensical border statistics that live in states with no international border is beyond scummy.

“I’m not kidding, this is true,” Casler added. “I had a 24-page NDA, non-disclosure agreement. I didn’t know he was becoming president. Now it’s like ‘No way, dumbass,’ I’m telling you everything I know, but only after he’s won the election and had two years to fuck up as much as possible.”

The president does speed? The president can’t read? The president is a creep to all types of women, particularly adolescents?

The same way he can claim every daily disaster is the best thing ever. The same way he pimps sub-50% approval ratings from friendly pollsters as demonstrations of his absolute popularity. The same way he reacts to every development from the Cohen case with some variation of “I’M TOTALLY CLEARED NOW,” in spite of the…

But sometimes they’ll buy you breakfast! 

Oh we won’t pay you any kind of decent living wage and we’ll keep sending you on extended tours/deployments to endless wars that have no clear objective for victory and take a terrible toll on yout personal life, including often leading to things like divorce, financial problems and serious personal health issues.

I can’t stand John Mayer and I prefer Kourtney dating young, hot men. 

This is AWESOME. They withheld the deal until Trump had plenty of opportunity to lie about the whole thing over and over. Which they knew he would in the face of Cohen’s pleading guilty. Trump is just getting completely owned. And he knows it.