My middle school guidance counselor said I’d never finish high school because I didn't have great grades. Not only did I finish high school AND college, but I have a graduate degree with work experience in all three branches of the federal government. I went ballistic when she and another teacher who bullied me tried…

And it’s not always enough to lean in, because that shit doesn’t work all the time.

I am confident that neither my acquaintance nor I will be able to tell you that (because of lack of knowledge, to be clear). But I do think they look adorable in their photos, so I want to believe.

People are being willfully ignorant about this song at this point. The historical context has been explained ad nauseum re: the woman wanting to stay but being unable to say so explicitly due to social norms at the time and the man trying to give her reasons to stay so as to provide her with cover. And the line…

Yeah... ha. I think the 20s and college times are a hotbed for “I AM A SOCIAL ACTIVIST I AM SO WOKE.” I know I was quite the idealist in that time. But then you get old and grumpy and realize mostly everything is bullshit and you can’t do much to change it so you just sorta go along with the flow, like a turd gently…

I saw them together in person at a party a couple of months ago and she could not be less into him if she tried when the cameras aren’t around. This is totally for publicity. My question is, how is it that someone as gorgeous and accomplished as Priyanka can't do way better than a washed up Disney child actor in the…

If I were someone with a ton of money and was engaging in treason and had a vast web of conspiracy around me, I’d send my weakest links to another country to stay permanently.

Time served isn’t enough for Cohen’s treason. He shouldn’t die in prison because of his “cooperation” but the other conspiring traitors need to rot there for the rest of their worthless lives. Not just Trump, his family and the rest of the White House conspirators but also Giuliani and the rest of the sworn officers…

Terry Crews

God damnit it. Chris Evans and Tom Hanks still safe? And John Oliver? At this point there the only dudes in the industry that I can rely on 

I think she Freudian slipped on that one. “Russian Witch Hunt Hoax” seems like a double negative. Hoax cancels out Witch Hunt - if I am understanding the current colloquial usage of the word salad language by these neo-right wing nut jobs.

It’s what you do when you’re preparing to be charged with a little “light treason.”

Your honor, I’d like to plead very legal & very cool

LOL. Licensed Real Estate Broker here, it is a common term used by those trying to distance themselves from a Foreign Corrupt Practices charge.

Eric’s going down; I have no doubt he’s had tons of shit pinned on him by his siblings. Tiffany can do no better than to stay in law school and never talk to a reporter ever.

Here’s hoping they both have that Sunday-afternoon gross feeling: you know, when you’re not quite nauseous but your stomach feels crappy, and you don’t quite have a full blown headache but it feels like somebody’s running an old vacuum cleaner over a shag carpet right behind your eyeballs?

How do I think they’re feeling?

Tom Cruise is 5'9" just like all guys on the Internet have 9" dicks.

With Democrats like Chuck, we won’t even need republicans to be disgusted with. It gets very hard to say there is a difference between the major parties when spineless opportunists are in charge. The republicans will always demand more and never stop moving the goalposts.

To clarify, I’m not saying Kim is absolutely telling the truth or that she has never lied about anything in her life. It’s possible she’s lying, it’s possible Ray J is lying, and it’s also possible she’s telling the truth.  I’m just saying on a feminist site, the consent issue should have at least been mentioned,…