Wrong Texas.  That is when we re-enter the civil war phase of American history.

Obviously I don’t really care, because Melania sucks, but I wonder if she and her staff are being treated with the same respect as previous FLOTUS’. It seems they’re not, which is fine because all of these people deserve to be miserable. 

And retired only to keep his son out of jail.

Nancy Pelosi seems like a strong, independent woman who has done great things for her party and her country over decades. That is impressive and should be respected.

What the Times fails to mention is that Deutsche Bank’s real estate capital unit was run by one Justin Kennedy, son of recently retired and allowed to hand-pick his own successor Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy.

While she is narrowing the vote gap, the real damage Kemp inflicted wasn’t the rejected ballots but the long, long lines and drastically reduced number of voting machines made available to polling places in heavily Democratic areas. People turned out to vote and after waiting hours, many got discouraged and left…

Chore Day Pro Tip:

Listen, we all gotta do what we gotta do but marrying a man because he’s rich doesn’t exactly scream “independent woman”.

This is exactly the accurate scenario.

But it’s vitally important that they be there at this time. That’s why Trump has mentioned the caravan precisely zero times since the midterm election.

With all of the fuckery, disenfranchisement, and straight up voter fraud perpetuated by Kemp, Stacey Arbams still managed to get this close in the current official tallies. There isn’t a doubt in my mind that she won that fucking election.

“I’ll never forgive him for what he did to our United States military.”

It doesnt matter what Michelle Obama says or what she does. She can be freakishly eloquent and gracious while carrying herself with admirable comportment. She is is one of our best yet whites and nonblack people like Trump find someway to denigrate and belittle. You have people that are still calling her a man, which…

I just looked up his net worth and it’s a surprising $75M! But I would’ve had to put a paper bag over his face and his personality, so I’m comfortable with my decision. I was never destined to be Mrs. Top.

By far my most ridiculous and memorable was when I was walking home from Whole Foods at 10PM with two hands full of groceries, and as I rounded the corner outside Lilia in Williamsburg, I locked eyes with none other than our queen, MICHELLE OBAMA, who promptly scooted into a black escalade.

I immediately stopped in my…

Many years ago near Union Square, I saw a very familiar looking woman who I was certain was a girl I’d met in one of my college lecture classes. It’d been almost a year since we’d last seen each other, so I darted right up, arms out ready to hug her and exclaimed, “Hey!” In that split second, she kinda scrunched up…

I have nearly been run over by David Byrne on a bicycle at least 5 times, once while I was directing pedestrian traffic on the west side highway for a food festival thus leading me to shake my fist and mutter his name angrily at him as he passed.

I think that’s because of the counseling. I love seeing pictures of them together because in a lot of them you can see their love and happiness. It’s apparent they are on equal footing and have a united front if shit is hitting the fan— but it’s not in this weird, transparent way. They are also playful, but don’t…

Its quite black and white to be honest.....

At some point in her life, Michelle made the decision to be a kind, decent person despite the struggles that she may have faced. She has managed to become extremely successful without sacrificing personal integrity and without actively screwing over other people.