I feel like he’s definitely got more than pee tapes. I think he has proof of sex with underage girls.

thank you for being there! 

I just snot laughed on myself.

EXACTLY. It’s a window to the soul. 

I’ve bumbled in multiple cities across the country. It’s really dependent on your area, but in general - bumble dudes are hotter and seem less inclined to be looking solely for a hook up. I like the pace of it and being able to start the conversation. 

Ooooh, I also swipe left on clothing sometimes. And their friends’ clothing sometimes. I have said to myself...“I can’t hang out with someone who hangs out with that person.” Ahahaha

Bi female. No to:

do you call her a gal to her face?

I like it in there. I’m 5'7" and female, not really into feeling like a giant with the person I’m with. I went out with someone who went out with someone else...who turned out to be a little person and didn’t say anything ahead of time. More info = good.

I get what you’re saying, but I’m also not trying to immediately meet up. If I talk to someone for a bit I can get a vibe or their energy and then I know whether it’s worth mine to make the effort to go out. Basically, I’m lazy and I’m tired of wasting my good bra on bad dates. 

I’m kinda into dirty hippies so...

Who says he’s not ugly?! His soul is starting to show in his exterior. Also, Ethan Hawke, 10/10 would. I saw him in person once. I’d climb him like a maple tree.

I was mostly referring to how he complains that people are too sensitive these days and he won’t play colleges anymore. He’s very ‘get off my lawn’ old comedy dude.

This comment is a thing of beauty.

Peasant Privileges is my new band name

Why too risky? I am their base and I would like to see them have a spine for once. 

As a native of Clusterfuck, Nebraska who has since left - I’M REALLY FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THIS AND I HOPE IT KEEPS HAPPENING!