I don’t know... she already used Shake it Off...

4th try: Egg, muffin and avocado were perfect, but it took so long she decided she was in the mood for a fried egg.

People get involved with others - including married or involved men - for a myriad of reasons and assuming the other woman did it to “prove she is hotter than you” is not only dumb, it’s just hurting yourself and falling into the trap I warned about - letting him off the hook by making this about you and her and not…

You could also just ask them to pay for one or two items on your list of Things! Like, The Bar or The Bar and The Music. Then it’s a fixed number and it ends once the contract is signed, and if you pick these vendors but have them deal with the contracts etc, you don’t even have to know what they spent. Just an idea!…

the gif always fills me with such wonder. what happened right before!? what was said?!

This seriously looks like a mom and her bratty kid out to lunch. Whatever Kylie’s done to her face has launched her into real housewife territory.

I love how you just gave up, mid-comment.

Yeah he is. He makes Peyton Manning look like Idris Elba.

Russell Wilson is the regular flavored ice cream of sports. He’s a pleasant drive through Vermont. He’s that feeling you get after that foot cramp goes away. Fuck that guy.

I am very conflicted about this. Of course, I don’t think anyone should be exploited for Whole Foods financial gain. But they are prisoners, and these jobs have got to be best case scenario while they’re in there. I can’t say I mind them getting a low wage so long as work conditions and expectations are fair.

And you know that Canadians are free-kay.

Indiana is like the gift that keeps on giving.

I think men winking at women in serious or professional environments is pure sexist condescension. Especially when they’re mansplaining something when they do it.

To remind us that bitches get shit done.

until her boyfriend gave her up to the authorities

My best friend and I have a very simple solution that works gloriously for us. When there is a difficult topic (read: LOTS OF FEELS) and one of us asks a difficult question, if we cannot immediately suss out what the other needs to hear, we ask “Do you need coddling or do you need tough love?” And thus we know how to…

A good friend knows whether it’s time to lie or time to tell the truth.

While I wholeheartedly support donating to PP, I would like to vent for a moment.

I want some of my taxes to go to that organization as well. The whole point of government is to do for people what people cannot do for themselves.

Hey Demi, remember tweeting this? Barbie already made a more “true to size” doll and you already commented it

This is a top-tier white guy response to a racism joke.