Right?! I used to see people who were 5-10 years older than me as waaaaay older. Not now. I just turned 37 and might as well be 47.

Wait. Is this from the episode where Samantha catches Richard cheating on her? Because the episode after that is my favorite one. Specifically because of this scene:

Ms. Holmes and Mr. Foxx

This is the thing that really sucks about it, IMO. Meeting Jack White should be a cool thing for him, and it should flatter White. Instead, White has decided to be pissy about it. They could have had some great collaborations, if they wanted to - their styles are so similar. But for White to claim the Black Keys are…

Jack always seems inordinately proud of himself for everything he does. Like, “I’m better than everyone because I woke up this morning.”

Same. Not sure how I got this old.

I live in opposite world, because some of my friends are hypochondriacs and consume way too much medical care. Recently, a friend got dizzy getting up from the toilet one morning and she called an ambulance, went to the emergency room and had an MRI. The diagnosis was that there was nothing wrong with her.

I get so confused when doctors ask me about this. Like really, you expect me to keep exact track of my period? Even when I’m on birth control, fuck, I don’t remember. Either it’s happening now or it’s not, that’s the best you’re getting.

I didn’t even notice. I was looking at her amazing legs.

I was 21 when it happened, so SHUT IT.

I’ve told this story before on here but I developed early. I liked to go on walks and one day happened to walk by a site where my dad was working who called me over to say hi. He told me later the reason was because one of the guys on the crew had poked him in the side as I walked by and said “look at the tits on that…

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

There is nothing worse than watching Zach Braff’s mouth make out with anyone.

Grown men used to hit on me when I was that young as well. I didn’t *look* like I was 9, though I didn’t look like I was 21 either, so there’s that. My mom used to tell me I was the only little girl in the neighbourhood with curvy hips. I know what it was like just being a kid trying to walk to school. I can’t imagine…

She’s an athlete. Her job is not to look pretty and interact with the public, it’s to kick ass at tennis, which she does quite well.

First, as another commenter pointed out, this question has a long and very sexist history. Women in general get told to smile by men all the time. Second, I don’t buy the argument that you have to trade in your humanity once you get into the public eye. This idea that our public figures have to act acquiescent and…

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

I see this is not your first rodeo....

I mean do they want us to do things or do they want us to read this website?

I was feeling pretty accomplished for having literally every piece of laundry in my house clean and put away yesterday... but now ... I dunno, what if I text a donation while we sip our coffee?