Yoko, is back?

I dunno man- something about his Hobbity face. That’s a goddamn Shire mug right there.

HI EVERYONE

And he’s preventing closer examination of the crazy that is the rest of the GOP field. Jeb, being on the more reasonable end of the spectrum, once signed didn’t veto a law requiring women to post their sexual history IN. THE. PAPER. to give up a child for adoption.

Sadly, the GOP makes Iran’s supreme leader, the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, look raging liberal.

I am all for Caitlyn living her best life and expressing her authentic self to the world. But even the truest things she’s said about Kris in the media (Diane Sawyer, Vanity Fair, her show) have been downright mean and unfair. This gay recovering alcoholic knows we all have our closets to come out of, our cognitive…

Of course Kris is upset/hurt/confused/etc./etc. that her ex-husband transitioned. Wouldn’t anyone be? Although many, many signs point to the contrary, Kris is still human.

Because you’re not allowed to have feelings about, or be impacted by the decisions of your closest family.

“YOU COULD’VE BEEN KAITLIN, IDIOT.

I’m no Kardashian fan, and Kris is kind of the worst of the lot, but I have some empathy for her, here. It’s possible to be glad for a person finding their happiness, and even to really like who they’ve become, but still be sad for what’s been left behind.

Having caught the latest episode of “I am Cait” it was made pretty clear that Kris is having a hard time with all of this. And I don’t think anyone can fault her for that. It’s great Caitlyn Jenner is out and doing her thing and living her life but that transition impacts more than her. It impacts her whole family.

I have always wondered what if someone did something like that. It would be SO AWESOME.

I actually liked his interview with Jeb (!). I think he’s far more interesting as an interviewer when working with politicians over, say, random actors. The Clooney interview was boring.

I want him to smuggle his budgie into my natural habitat if you get what I am saying.

I’ll smuggle your budgie, Tom Hardy.

The Rock and Vin Diesel’s next movie should obviously be a puppy rescue buddy comedy. Fun for the whole family. 10/10 would watch. You are welcome, Hollywood. I will take 1% of the profits, an executive producer credit, and not bother with any additional work.

Yes!

Can we all just officially define #blessed as meaning “HAHA MY LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS AND I HOPE YOU ARE FRIGGIN JEALOUS!”