The mustache on Erika Christensen’s husband is.....really something. Is he a time-traveling steam engine conductor? I can’t imagine that’d be comfortable- it’s covering his entire upper lip. Yikes.

That was a wild ride from start to finish.

Eh, honestly, who can blame him? The shit he smeared on their doorway is probably about equal to the dog crap spread on his doorway after stepping in the dog’s shit that they left out on his yard. Bet they picked up after their dog from then on, too. That’s my kind of justice seeking, poo-smearing man right there.

You shouldn’t smear dog crap on your neighbor’s door, sure. But also, you need to pick up after your dog. That’s part of what you sign up for when you adopt a dog.

Okay, I’ll bite. Am I really the only one who at least tries to get the guy to let me chip in for half? Sometimes the guy on the date stubbornly won’t let me, in which case I’ll usually concede (because I don’t want to get into a huge argument about it) and pay for the second date (if there is one) or, if we’re going…

Luckily, the next interview she has will ask her the SAME EXACT QUESTIONS, so she has another shot at wowing you.

Well I mean. My gross body brings me a lot of happiness too.

The heart dick wants what the heart dick wants.

she’s currently 23, they were together for three years

Anne I will happily join your book club and also give you styling tips cuz the internet remembers that Versace Ibizia party okay the internet never forgets.

Yes. Because Tom Hardy would never.

I was hoping someone could tell me. Because DAMN.

She watched all those movies and all she had to do was watch YouTube clips of female fans speaking about the Red Sox and she would have won the Oscar.

as long as Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting oscars i am game

Better than wasting your snatch? (sorry xo)

I always feel bad for those turtles that got stuck in a 6 pack ring and then grow around them, so looking at that picture was a trigger for me

This. We take our kiddo to lots of restaurants. Some of them pretty nice. But a soon as she makes a peep, one of us takes her outside, or if necessary, we leave.

Yeah, I don't usually care where people choose to bring their own kids unless they expect other people to alter normal behavior for the venue to suit the presence of their spawn.

I really think it all depends on how well your baby can hold their liquor.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!