Not with that terrible color scheme, they haven’t.

I wasn’t totally sure if I was gonna buy the album on vinyl because I couldn’t stand that terrible fuchsia on the cover (yeah, I’m that superficial sometimes), but the fact that they decided to make this powerful gesture during these fucked up times finally convinced me. 

Is that you, Prince Dirtside from Nigeria? If so, where’s MY money, bitch?!

I’m just gonna go right ahead and say it: No, the country was NOT Belgium.

It’s pretty much just ‘Changing Lanes’ meets ‘Falling Down’, and Crowe’s accent is hardly convincing. Also, that Nirvana cover is friggin’ awful.

I don’t know exactly who this series is supposed to be aimed at. Fans of the movie and/or comics know where the story will lead, so there’s not really any tension - unless they mess with the source material, which would not be a good idea. And other casual viewers will probably find the subject material too…

To me, Mike and Saul in the desert kinda seemed like Gilligan was making an homage to ‘Pine Barrens’ in The Sopranos. As ‘Fly’, one of my Breaking Bad favorites, is also a bottle episode, that doesn’t really seem that far-fetched - of course, this is anything but inconsequential to the plot, but still.

If pointing out that criticizing something you haven’t experienced isn’t substantial, I don’t know what is. But sure, behave like a stupid git; you’ve got company.

In a pretty fitting case of coincidence (maybe?), Michaël Pas actually played the older version of Shia LaBeouf’s character in Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac II. The rest of his better-known roles were mostly during the eighties and early nineties.

Oh, and of course you want to have the last word, devoid of any substance; why am I not surprised? Oh, right. You’re a walking, talking husk of a person. Well, have at it.

Sorry, I meant ‘and Barbara Sarafian’. My brain is also on lockdown apparently.

No. Everything you pointed out is a big, flaming cliché to me, and anyone with at least half a functioning brain. But do go on thinking you’re innovative or original in any meaningful manner. It’s funny.

Well, most of those abuse/murder cases were actually pretty long ago, and happened mostly in Wallonia, not in Flanders - but yeah, we’re a bleak bunch of sad sacks indeed. Other somewhat well-known faces in the cast include Pieter Embrechts, Michaël Pas, and Pieter Embrechts, but the main ‘teenage’ characters are…

I’m a Belgian with a penchant for weird, shocking cinema, and some friends were actually involved in the making of this movie; yet, I have no intention whatsoever to watch this lurid trash.

Yeah, your mom was pretty hot in the early eighties.

Bravo. Such an articulate interpretation of something you apparently haven’t even watched. You have reached an altogether new level of pretentious douchebaggery.

I’m Belgian, and can truthfully say none of the main characters in this movie are portrayed by anybody even remotely famous. The closest to a ‘celebrity’ in this cast is Michaël Pas, who also (quite fittingly) played the older version of Shia LaBeouf’s character in Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac II - and even that’s a…

At this point, I think it’s safe to say ‘a disappointing Star Trek: Picard’ is a bit redundant.

I really don’t understand how this unfunny mess got 100% on Rotten Tomatoes - granted, from only 15 reviews, but still. I had to turn it off after half an hour, because it was just too darn annoying, overlit, and badly written.

Why?