Fascinating.

Cool, cool, cool.

In what world is Jarmusch not punk rock? Have you seen that dude's hair?

I contend that if Spawn were a hit, we'd have three Black Dynamite movies by now.

But at least we all can agree that Port of Morrow blew, right?

Don't worry, Trekkers! You've got Akiva Goldsman on the case now!

The Tom Morello/Prodigy song was always my favorite off this soundtrack. I think Spawn: The Movie's biggest sin was hurting Michael Jai White's career. He's done some great work in the direct to video world, but that man should have had a mainstream action franchise by now.

In a related question, is necrophilia acceptable if both parties are dead?

Without Leslie Gore singing, the audience will have no clue that the film has a feminist message.

From the title of this article, I was really hoping that Ice Cube was going to tackle the Oliver Twist role. False advertisement, AV Club.

Where the hell have you been, Ted Leo? The Brutalist Bricks came out in 2010!

They do not have my permission. If you're a critic, then you have to take the good and the bad. Otherwise, you're just some guy who watches a lot of movies.

Whenever I think about how cool it must be to be a film critic, I remind myself that they have to endure this crap as well.

I saw the trailer for this movie recently, and it's so ugly it made me nauseous. I can't imagine someone making it through 90 minutes of Trolls without puking at least once.

I'm impressed by Sean O'Neal's near encyclopedic knowledge of the history of Yoko Ono's artwork.

Well, it's not a big truck.

I don't completely agree because Obama arguably has more solid accomplishments behind his administration. However, he's almost certainly going to get overpraised in the coming decade.

It's like the end of a horror movie when the body of the monster/killer mysteriously vanishes, telling us that it's out there somewhere and will return again someday.

I'm enjoying Obama slowly entering his "Don't Give a Fuck" phase. I can't imagine him skewering Darrell Issa like he has recently a year ago.

I see there's another Cleveland Browns fan around here. Watching their games is far more nihilistic than any given episode of The Walking Dead.