This is how low the bar has become for president. Now we're impressed if they can create a list.

Wake me up when Leonard Cohen wins the Man Booker Prize.

Also, I hate Trebek's reaction whenever a contestant gets a Double Jeopardy question wrong. He makes a face like their mistake or inability to answer is somehow painful to him, and then he provides the answer, sometimes repeating it, as if it's the most obvious thing in the world and he, of course, would have…

These mid-game interviews are almost too awkward to watch. It's like cringe comedy without the comedy.

So this is pretty much Leonard Cohen sticking up both middle fingers at 2016.

I like to think that this is a Tom Sawyer painting the fence situation where AV Club just tricked you into editing their articles for free.

That's essentially why I've decided to start up this rad heroin addiction.

But it gives us more information about what films studios were producing and what the culture demanded at that time. Both good and bad art are interesting in different ways, but even mediocre art provides us with important historical data.

Man, it must be rough working in Siberia.

Time truly is a flat circle.

This might be bullshit, but I've always felt that there's a bit of cultural similarity between Canada and the American Midwest, so as someone from Ohio, I've always felt a weird connection to what I see as Norm's essential Canadianness. I get from him the humble belief that you don't want to "get big" while at the…

The only problem with this theory is that it presupposes a competent Bush family.

Actually, I read somewhere that when NBC aired the tapes, they didn't attribute some of the words to Billy, and they cut off the tape when he started to become a skeezball upon exiting the bus. Also, I believe they weren't going to release the tape until after the debate until The Washington Post got a hold of it.

I wouldn't be surprised if Roker was the one who passed that tape along to The Washington Post.

I guess I'm more of a nihilist than Noel Gallagher, because I trust neither the idiot on the street nor the moron eating mini sausages.

That's pretty close to the series finale script I was once thinking about writing. I guess it wasn't so original after all.

I sometimes have nightmares that people are so convinced that Trump has been completely "EVISCERATED" by late night cable hosts that they forget to actually vote and he slides into the presidency.

Holy swingin' 60s, Batman!

Please don't tell me that Burt Ward also had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom!

Easy mistake. I don't know because I never picked up 3. I've always felt that Hallowed Ground is really underrated, though.