But have you considered the fact that it's a brand name that's vaguely recognizable across demographics?

Just being a nerd, not so much. Trust me on this one.

I'm hoping against hope that this review isn't real, that it's just some sort of parody.

I'm no expert, but I think connecting a bad review of a shitty movie to recent mass shootings may be a bit of a stretch.

The fact of the matter is that currently copyright is the system we use to compensate artists. It's not a perfect system, and it could use some serious updating. But until we switch over to something different, such as government grants or patronage or whatever, then it's not unreasonable to expect people and…

"A distractingly chinless, side-burned, and balding Cage"

Not knowing the rest of the story, this kind of sounds like you were given the Oldboy experience.

Whenever I get sick, my routine is always to watch a lot of Jackie Chan films. When you have a high fever, his goofy humor becomes even more enjoyable. Also, I swear it makes me feel better faster.

AV Club doesn't always write in depth newswires discussing the end of an advertising campaign, but when they do, it's about the Dos Equis guy.

"He is the Adam Sandler of television."

I heard Brian May also wanted a scene where Freddie Mercury tells him, "I know I'm a world famous frontman with a four octave voice who is a sex icon to men and women alike, but I would give it all up if I could just play guitar like you, Brian. In fact, I've always been jealous of your talents. I know it might be…

Is the spoiler that this show exists in the first place?

Can't sleep! Cage will eat me!

I kind of want to look this product up, but I'm also kind of afraid to.

It still sounds more real than Francois Arnaud.

This is why most biopics fail for me. I'm not interested in the details of most artist's lives. I'm much more interested in how their art engaged with the contemporaneous culture and history.

It can be…multiple things on the same occasion? That's how this is done, right?

You're telling me that the missus will be the one working and her husband will stay at home with the kids, kind of like a Mr. Mom or something? Now I've heard everything!

I'm not the world's biggest Kanye fan, but I like his music, including both his recent and older hits. I've also gotten tons of enjoyment out of his antics. The guy isn't boring, and while he has a huge ego, I don't really find him offensive or anything.

When I read this book, I thought it was a pretty good novel, but now that I've found out it's a true story, I'm super impressed.