Can I request that they go to Thailand and then film another video to "One Night in Bangkok"? This is really calling out for an entire series.

Isn't there some secret to dating Kristen Bell? I thought I heard that somewhere, but it may have been about someone else.

Good one. I just watched that movie last year, and I was surprised by how dark and cynical it was.

In that case, I guess that, as the broiest of the Scooby Gang, Fred having a tribal tattoo is culturally appropriate in its own way.

I thought that this series was going to start with Where Eagles Dare. It's the first movie I can think of where spectacle so completely trumps realism. If it's exciting, then they went for it, regardless of whether or not the events were plausible.

No.

My first thought looking at that image: "Well, at least Betty Rubble's still hot."

"Fred has a tribal tattoo"

Go see Streets of Fire! It's got Willem Dafoe looking like a total creep, and the movie's good too.

Don't confuse me with facts.

Silly, AV Club. You have to wait a good twenty years so that The Secret Circle becomes a nostalgia fetish item, and then they'll revive it.

Lilyhammer: never forget!

I bowed out after season two, and in retrospect, I'm surprised I lasted that long.

There's a Circuit City building five minutes from me that's been empty for longer than I've lived in the area. It has that distinct shape and color, so you can be certain it used to be a Circuit City. So lucky for them, they can have that place back pretty easily.

Oh, yeah? What superhero has Casey ever been cast as? Ben's got two!

I used to catch Road to Morocco on TV when I was a kid, but it's been decades. I've always had a suspicion that Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was heavily influenced by this series, and from the above description, I'm even more certain that I'm right.

If the more popular Affleck brother were in danger, you can bet the Coast Guard would send more than one lousy boat.

Do you mean that movie that's for only the most sensitive and soulful of male young professionals?

A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room…

For me, it's enough of an explanation as to why the aliens aren't blowing up Washington or whatever. That's why I think some of the complaints and "plot holes" are a little overblown. It's not like the film doesn't address some of these issues.