Even with the prequel trilogy, Lucas was a great idea man. He just wasn't so great with executing his vision.

"But is he that much worse than C-3PO in the original trilogy"

What the hell was the connection between Slimer and tangerine flavored Hi-C? Were tangerines Slimer's favorite fruit or something? (I never watched the cartoons as a kid, so I may have missed this important information). Also, why the hell did Slimer's presence last so long on the container? I swear he was on those…

I read this review hoping to see the reviewer really tear into the thing, like a starving dog ripping apart a piece of red meat. Instead, the reviewer was polite and even-handed. Is this really the kind of work we want to be promoting at the AV Club? I mean, why deny me my sweet, sweet schadenfreude? I hope you're…

There's no denying this is a fantastic single. The unhinged series of non-sequiturs give the song a weird sort of anti-logic. I actually remember really liking the whole album back in the day, but I never owned it. A friend of mine had it, and he would go on about how the band is so much more than just this single…

I once suggested on Facebook that I kind of preferred Mike, mostly because he was the host when I started watching. People reacted as if I had just posted a video of myself sacrificing a baby to Moloch.

I've noticed that over the last ten or fifteen years there has been a pretty big Doors backlash. But if you just listen to their (admittedly hit or miss) music, they're a band who cultivated a pretty unique sound. People have borrowed the darkness of The Doors's music, but there's no one who really sounded like them…

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Yeah, this movie looks like it was made when those all CGI 3D films were the in vogue.

It looks like the filmmakers didn't realize that what looks good on a computer screen does not necessarily look good in the cinema.

I don't really know what our mother was thinking. But at the time I just wanted to see the damn movie. I mean, they're smaller than ants even, and then later in the film they ride a goddamn ant!

I'm kind of looking for something to watch with friends while I drink myself stupid. Eh, maybe I'll give it a shot.

You can't be in this business for over forty years without having some work done on you.

The Honey I Shrunk the Kids commercial absolutely frightened my younger brother when they aired. He hated the part where the kid is in the Cheerio screaming, "Dad, don't eat me!" In retrospect, the idea of a father consuming his child is actually kind of messed up. Hell, it's like a pop culture replay of Goya's Saturn…

So, the FOP is planning on murdering Quentin Tarantino? Did I interpret the "surprise" correctly?

There were plenty of terrible moments in the original Burton Alice, but the part I found to be the strangest was when Alice decides to go colonize China at the end. WTF?!

The first film made an ungodly amount of money, so a sequel was inevitable. I believe it might have been Burton's most profitable film (not adjusting for inflation).

I've been kind of wanting to watch one of these God's Not Dead evangelical films for a while, but I'm not sure if they will be funny bad or painful bad. And, honestly, I'm not sure how a film will top that trailer. I'm going to have a couple of beers and then watch it again.

"Just a tip for political candidates: If you start a statement like “Mexicans are…” and end with anything but “…from Mexico,” you’re saying something racist."

Oh, nevermind. My expectations have been adjusted accordingly.