Thanks but I cannot

Great article, Kirk

If you consider hardware sales to be the proper metric to determine who "won" this generation's console war, the Wii won by a landslide.

Please tell me end-of-article-haikus will be a returning feature.

Was the Secret of Monkey Island remake the first one to pull this off? Because this honestly could be the future of HD remakes, and credit should be given where credit is due.

*general slamming on keyboard*

Well, you have plenty of time to save up. Start counting those pennies!

Alas, the internets were prepared for just such an occasion.

There's a lot of talk of Skinner boxes on the internet today, huh?

But at the same time, I don't recall Valve or Bioware touting their games for two years before release. I know I can avoid these articles, I'm just trying to express my annoyance with Irrational/2K's PR people with a winky sadface.

You know, I used to hate when developers would go into media blackout before the release of a game. Now all I want is for Irrational to do just that. I'm going to buy your game! I was sold one minute into the teaser you released a year ago! Yeah yeah, I don't have to read every Infinite article. But how can I…

I do roll Link into walls on purpose quite often....hmm.....

Fun fact: I usually name my Link "Skraah," or something to that effect. It's pretty much the only thing he ever says, except for "meow" in Wind Waker.

I won't be downloading this as, sadly, my 1st-Gen iPod Touch won't let me download anything anymore, but you can bet your buttons I'm excited for Hothead's new game. Here's hoping it's not quite as difficult as the original text adventure. Though I do hope the item "No Tea" is constantly present in your inventory. :P

It's simple, really. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Have you played the co-op? If not you're seriously missing out.

That is a quite lovely shade of blue....

Man I love this chart. Correlation does not equal causation, people.