No, it can’t be done safely. Maybe 98% of the time theres no harm, but you can’t plan for when that 2% happens. Put the phone down.

ah, yes, the ol’ comment without watching the actual video post.

It should never be a option. Stop texting and driving.

So if a quarter of the accidents are wholly or partly due to cellphone use, isn’t that a clear explanation? The article doesn’t say how many of those involved deaths, and the person quoted in the linked piece claims it’s hard to “tease out” the correlation, but if you took them out of the equation entirely, it could…

His Batmobile broke down with engine trouble, and when he got out to inspect the car, it was struck by a Toyota Camry, and then his own car hit him.

PANAMERA.

Last night I was downtown, in Toronto, with a buddy, discussing cars over two nice cups of Americano. We were playing some soft ambient jazz, sitting on the patio of a popular cafe down near Yonge street. The atmosphere of the city was sublime - you could have taken a spoon and scooped up the elegance emitting from…

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Wait a minute....am I not allowed to hope that a serious allegation about a player that I am a fan of is false? Please tell me where I went wrong, oh great white knight of deadspin!!

Plus I only paid $80 for the Tercel :)

Been preaching this concept for years!

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Gotta go with the Harley straight pipes.

so cool that we got rob corddry to come on the show

Actually, you’re the asshole here. What gives you the right to inflict your will on others, determine what speed they can drive and create a more dangerous situation for everyone else on the road?

I stopped at Florida

C’mon already..when will everyone else get it

Why, oh, why does every little tip has to be called a hack these days?

Definitely looks black and blue to me.