I didn’t really follow what you just said, but I’m sitting here nodding my head anyway.

What will be the consequence of your lack of forgiveness?

Lavishly.

But the real question is how do you park?

WHY FLY IN A BORING 737 WHEN YOU CAN FLY IN THIS ULTRA JALOP VINTAGE ILYUSHIN FOR WAY LESS !!!!

And its better than 99% of the population in NK is eating.

Lately I’ve been seeing A LOT of Versas and Marchs. Now that I think about it, I haven’t seen a Tsuru in a long time. Are they still making those?

I’d much rather have this neck warmer.

Airscarf to be replaced by Actualscarf. Patent pending. News at 11.

Yeah clearly Ludwig Schatzinger doesn’t give two shits that they stole his design. He’s not even the one suing

I don’t think I’ve seen this (or wasn’t paying enough attention), and I think I hope I don’t.

Things got really tense when both vehicles wound up in line at a nearby Checkers.

Only surprised no one had a gun.

Why does it feel like everyone on Jalopnik had more fun in HS than me...?

I kinda like the Wendys Burger Wench.

Yeah, but how would know your dog’s bucket list unless you talk to it?

There’s a lot of dust that gets in my eye during that Subaru commercial

Couldn’t agree more! Our dogs are why we still have our ‘99 Forrester, in a lot of ways it it their car.* The guy using his Subaru to take his old dog to check-off his bucket list hits every one of the feels...

I imagine they’re like the Chevy Tornado in Mexico. People put them to good use and they also seem to be popular among some businesses as a fleet vehicle.

If they sold the Ute in America I would buy one tomorrow. It’s all I want in a vehicle. Put a cap on it and you have a wagon that doesn’t have all sorts of stupid things like “back seats” and “upholstery”.