How dare she push for something that she was contractually entitled to, how dare she. I’m sure she probably was an asshole in other ways, but I’m on her side in not letting them slide on those ones.

When asked to comment, a Honda spokesman said…

I don’t remember too many people talking negative of the G8 when it was first out (maybe the base model). It was always badass to me. And, I knew it was going to be a collectible because of being the last Pontiac performance sedan. That’s why I got myself a G8 GXP.. with a manual.

Since GM currently makes nothing else with a FWD V8 powertrain, I seriously doubt they’d develop one just to sell a handful of Impalas with it.

If you drive slow in the left lane—

“Keep your eyes on the road you distracted son of a bitch.”

Good. I always hated the “star in a reasonably priced car” segment. Very rarely did they have cool guests, instead featuring some vapid celebrity fuckwit I couldn’t give two shits about, blathering on about how little they know or care about cars.

I will miss May saying this but thats pretty much it.

VTEC.

Self Destruct.

Switches the tail lights off.

Its a Vin Code Lengthener for when you get into a Wreck and don’t want to have to explain to everyone why you have about 7 digits instead of about 100.

A spectacular idea everyone else is WRONG

The Cadillac CTS-V “HPE750" goes from 0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds, 0 to 150 in 15.4 seconds, and if you haven’t soiled yourself by then, will top out at 210 MPH.

To be fair, he did a wicked job on that. Definitely a step up from the normal replica cars you see. Still would rather have an M3 or something for that price though.

Proposed Jalopnik crime division: Jacopnik