Just don’t stop the morphing halfway or you get this:

Like this? (Obligatory joke on all 911 posts).

Somoene threw a plastic deoderant at my truck. I happened to have a half inch deep well socket sitting in my center console. I threw it at him and it flew right in his open window and hit him square in the face.

“I responded by throwing a brick at his car”

I had some moron throw coins at my car once while I was driving. I responded by throwing a brick at his car. He seemed to have ran out of coins after that.

A real man would’ve come at him with a lightsaber.

Not too long ago, I had an Infiniti G35 cut me off and then brake check me down to 35 before taking off while I was doing at least 70 in a 55 in the left lane of the Capital Beltway and I was actively passing cars.

I gotchu bro

I think the QOTD died because some douchehole with a long username used to pitch a bitch fit whenever they didn’t pick his answer

All I see is an adorable and mentally stunted trash robot:

There are some days that I miss the howl of that V8 - then I remember how yuck everything else about the car was.

Why merely imagine one when the Rolls-Royce R6 exists?

The military just gave LiquidPiston a couple million dollars to develope exactly this:

Imagine a rotary diesel? That thing would shoot solid coal the apex seals out the back.

Hey $kaycog, here is your gratuitous image of a woman and car! Courtesy of Princess Leia, ;)

Don’t worry, it won’t happen again.

I still wonder why he let Orlove drive it.