I’m assuming Alex works at Mattel. I was there for about 10 years. You can’t imagine the cool stuff that would show up in the parking lots.

Looks great! But... It looks like every other Mercedes out there. You sure this wasn’t released last year and no one noticed, so they’re re-announcing? Like when someone tells a joke and no one laughs so they repeat it. 

What I used to do when I lived in West Virginia. Some of those mountain passes are terrifying 

Actually the Cube came out BEFORE the bB (the JDM xB equivalent).

That's so fetch 

My brother's Rav4 was built in Japan and he says Rav4 stands for "Reliable-ass vehicle 4 me" 

My first thought 

After Tom Jones put her in the hospital with his dongzilla, she decided it wasn't for her 😂

Remember when the Corolla Cross was called the Rav4? Pepperidge Farm remembers. 

Or have petunia as an assist trophy 

I hate bikers, but I always give them space, always look out for them in my blind spots and never try to harm them with my car. Why? Because if they wanna drive like idiots that's on them. It's not my job to enforce the rules, just to obey them. 

It’s amazing how many people don’t check their settings. I've personally noticed it's mostly iPhone people because they’re not used to having options.

The 2JZ in the IS was probably the shittiest version. Weaker rods than the non-vvti unit, it’s an interference design, so pistons and valves can mingle, made 10 horsepower less than a 1993 Lexus GS with basically the same engine, all while burping out 13mpg or so.

Count the lugs. It's a V 

Nobody drives because there's too much traffic. 

I can't possibly apply; my hair is too nice :/

Just use mother's polish and a ceramic coating afterwards and you'll never have to do it again 

Still thy tongue! Tis but a thing of beauty.

Everything old is new again.

The Durango used Caravan taillights for a generation. Doesn’t look bad at all in certain applications.