You mean tacked on fenders and camber kits? Goodie 😕😶

In the year 2000

The blood code for Mortal Kombat on the Genesis? 

Porsche 912E Superleggera

Autopilot is like an escalator. Sure it's doing most of the work for you, but if you aren't paying attention, you can get hurt real fucking quick. 

Not if you’re being kidnapped. That’s what the little glow in the dark release is for. Of course kidnappers might wanna choose a less conspicuous car.

I'm not a fan boy, but look at all the recalls Ford and Chevy have, and they've been building cars since the Pliocene and still fuck up routine things. 

No Mazdaspeed is worth $20,000. This is coming from a Mazdaspeed(3) owner.

It's in the Kama Sutra 

It’s always American cars of this era. Built like shit. My dad's old Bronco II used to sprinkle orange headliner foam on us when the windows were down and we went on the freeway 

I just want a Gallo 24. 

I was at the Manhatten Beach one. Lots of rich folks being cheap. Also the place was so small, the theme didn’t really work well, just a few fake palm trees and greenery. 

The Fry's I worked at wasn't that nice. Worse of all I met my now ex-wife working there. Fuck Fry's. 

When I lived in SoCal and had a garage I'd never change my blades. Lasted maybe 5 years. I didn't even know how to use the windshield sprayer on my IS300, I assumed it was broken. 

When I lived in SoCal and had a garage I'd never change my blades. Lasted maybe 5 years. I didn't even know how to…

Such a pretty car. All of it 

This Corvette 👀

Eww

Right? Literally says Sao Paolo

From 86.5 to 88, getting a Supra meant whatever color you picked, YOU PICKED IT.