My absolute favorites are the ‘professionals’ who, when asked why there are no seasonings in or on the food, say stupid shit like “I didn’t want to take away from the natural flavors of the main ingredients.”

He’s a pretty young dude talking on stage in front of thousands of people and countless more worldwide at one of the biggest awards shows for the medium. That’s a lot of pressure, y’know?

You can watch him in a normal interview setting with my coworker Maddy Myers here.

Dude, you’re getting awfully ornery over something that’s just a neat historical tidbit. There’s correspondence between Washington and one of the presidents of the Continental Congress where he refers to him as “president of these United States” or something very similar, I’m paraphrasing from 20+ years ago of reading…

lol

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The devs of this game are genuinely enthusiastic about being able to finish this game.

Just let yourself feel how you feel.

It’s the same problem though; The physical position of an e-brake, like a shifter, is a terribly important form of mechanical feedback. Yes, there might be a little light or a tiny beep but visually confirming if it’s engaged in an instant — the way e-brakes and auto shifters traditionally are — is an important and…

My penis isn’t sure of how to react...

I don’t like e-brakes, because I just do not trust them. When I pull on the parking brake, I can tell it is working (or if my idiot brother has pulled it too hard and broke the cable, yet again). If I push an e-brake button the first I know about whether it works or not is if the car starts rolling away. Yes I try to…

Yep. Rubber is hot!

Sounds like someone’s fragile heterosexuality just got a little more fragile.

Oh grow up. 

Wow! Look at the brave law enforcement tracking down people going after sub-par line production throwaways rather than making sure people aren’t electrocuted by downed power lines, aren’t drowning in their homes or lacking potable water.

Eagerly anticipating your next report about how they’re putting mushrooms in the water to turn the frogs - I mean toads - gay

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Why can’t I star this? This deserves all my stars.

This RN post was entirely not rude enough and I am furious that you went off-brand to actually connect with people on a personal level instead of dismissing them with a razor sharp one-liner. As a pillar of the Kinja comment section you should really think twice before making such compassionate posts.

“I was wrongly accused at my town’s best pizzeria.”