Thank you. I wish we had the Double Dash system.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.  You need to put a NSFW tag on that second pic, because that is basically porn.

I lived in San Bernardino for almost 5 years, actually worked for County Fire during the “terrorist shooting” (I hate calling it that). People don’t realize how desperate the situation in thst city is, years of corrupt self-serving politicians drove the city to bankruptcy in 2012. Within a 10-year span Norton Air…

You forget the most important part of this drill.

Okay people we know the drill by now.

It took years and waiting for great cooks to pass on and make room at the top but I am finally Uncle got-it-all, GrillMaster.

You’re right. That shit is magic. 

Deviled eggs: I believe the deviled egg is one of the most underrated dishes in the cookout industry. A good deviled egg is filling, easy to eat and not hard to make. That’s why I always bring deviled eggs to a cookout, put them in the back of the host’s refrigerator, act like I forgot to take them out, take them home…

Hot take: political experience is overrated and doesn’t actually matter, and a person’s values matter far more than how long they’ve been a politician

If only Blitzball was actually fun to play in the game itself, rather than just some cool looking cutscenes.

There are far too many personal reasons I can’t possibly get into to explain why, but I am cracking the fuck up at this post, so thank you for that, Bobby.

One of your best, Mr. Finger.

Even the trash wants to get the fuck outta there.

Delight, you say?

this article and the comments are a fucking DELIGHT.

This is the most important non-Megyn Kelly related thing you’ve ever written.

Even the dumpsters want out of Pittsburgh.

Looking downright jaunty with the one lid open, not unlike a cashmere scarf flipped over one shoulder.

We’re now more like acquaintances really.