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This is a completely silly statement. There is nothing revolutionary about “Battle Royale.” Even its name is stale and simple. What is there to rip off? The concept of young people killing each other until there’s only one left standing? You really believe that is such a novel, unique concept that it must have been

Agreed! I do appreciate the trace presence of antimicrobial agents in my food. It helps prevent infection, I don’t taste it, and it doesn’t hurt me. Hurrah for microbiologists!

Oh, yes, I really love Strikers. It’s a whole lot of fun. It’s a game my friends and I have played for years, and we still haul it out every now and then. When it comes to Next Level Games making fun sports titles, you’ll hear no argument from me! Even though I believe their art direction—again, when not related to

I doubt that a trailer that essentially narrates the entire game’s premise (and shows everything, to boot) is “vague.” We’ve been shown what is, essentially, Four Swords Adventures, but with faceless characters in nondescript space suits.

I, too, like Next Level Games, but it appears they were given little to work with

Clearly, you, Sipowitz, and MisfitToy don’t know what you’re talking about. None of us are individually the one, true asshole; we, together, collaboratively assemble as a gaping asshole with a variety of condescendingly-spoken opinions. The brown, blinking, sassy maw of Jezebel’s ass, if you will.

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I go to “Post!” Man, I can never get enough of her “It’s Oh So Quiet” cover. And the video...!

If you haven’t read about her, she smartly stopped acting after the original show ended, pursued and secured an impressive education (degree in English, degree in women’s studies, director of one of her colleges’s international programs), and managed to have kids, too. I’d say that she’s taken herself pretty damn far.

What a hopeless piece of trash.

This sent me hunting for a clip, and I found:

At first glance, I thought that your screenname was “Fat Gay Male Prostitute.”

... I may have to go make a burner account now.

I have no place in the rest of this thread, but your comment in particular caught my eye, and I felt I could respond to it.

Likely, you understand that the reason Clinton has so much support is due to her being palatable to the DNC. This is not revolutionary; it means that she is samey enough to not worry them.

At night, it’s the worst. It truly should be illegal to have lights that bright blinding drivers. Also, I, too, like pooping. We agree on the important topics of today.

I wouldn’t say so. I’d call that a good thing. While it’s legal to drive in that lane in California unless you’re holding up five cars (a kind of silly designation, in my opinion, especially if you can’t see five cars behind you—but that’s semantics), it’s best practice for the rest of the country, and it’s polite in

It is, oddly enough, a weird choice of jar. It doesn’t look like the Lon Lon Milk in the games, which is stored in what more closely resembles a classic milk bottle. Considering all the time they invested, I’m not sure why they hadn’t used something else. Even a glass bottle for a drink (e.g., lemonade) would be

I sort of wondered if he was going to say “dick,” even though the common phrase is “flying fuck,” because it would have sounded better—but “dick” oft gets by censors due to its also being a name, so there’s no reason for its removal either.

I do, constantly. I hope you do as well.

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There’s a simple car lover’s solution to this, in my opinion: buy an old, low-mileage, customized van from the ‘80s or early ‘90s (e.g., anything customized by Mark III), and cruise around in luxurious (for thirty years ago) style. Maaaaybe some of them will be a little bigger than a minivan, but they are glorious

Right. Yes, they put ridiculously huge wheels on the cars. Sure, that can seem silly (and it is when it’s a performance vehicle). However, it’s a culture that prides itself on making their cars shimmer even brighter than the shiniest star at your average car show. The vehicles are also usually driven gently, because

Regrets and sadness.

In reality though, I’d guess it’s long-dead potpourri that was meant to replace the also years-old air freshener it’s dangling against.

So, regrets and sadness.