No, not remotely. I would personally rather see a flamboyant donk than a rednecked car.

Donk:

Collective opinion doesn’t matter in respect to a movie that was only green-lit because of collective opinion? Well, I suppose.

The only other films that he’s been in which I’ve seen are “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle,” “Blade: Trinity,” and “Wolverine: Origins.” I am also a great fan of Deadpool, having read every…

Nah. As someone who has lived in LA for quite some time, I assure you that this sort of phrase is, sometimes, exactly what a homeless person with unfortunate mental issues wants to hear. You will often hear them screaming about God, Jesus, the end times, and so on. It’s terribly sad, and people like this are also…

One of the creators of Deadpool, Fabian Nicieza, has gone on record to state that Deadpool’s sexuality is whatever he fancies at the time. He can be attracted to anything from another man to an inanimate object for all he cares. Therefore, he is everything you want, and everything everyone else wants, whenever he…

Should I be the billionth person to say, “Obscure? Why, you, good sir, don’t know what you’re talking about!”

I suppose I should be. That, and I’ll add the following: in the mid-’90s, “Heroic Legend of Arslan” received quite a lot of circulation. Not only were anime releases far less common back then, but Arslan had…

Though I’m unable to do this at the moment, I do have an alternative that should tide you in the meantime. After you’ve loaded this, change the speed on the crash video to 0.25, watch it loop endlessly, and enjoy.

The good thing about this logic: no one would go looking inside a $500 van for a $6,000 seat!

If you have not read the tell-all linked within this article, I recommend it: http://tmi.kotaku.com/the-daniel-bry…

As someone who does not follow WWE at all, but who does like to read about fascinating individuals in various sporting events, I find him amazing.

“Sea Slat?” Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Conversing with people in your car and/or listening to the radio does not result in the same level of distraction.

Oh yes, I completely agree with your criticism of the Special Editions. I can’t believe I didn’t think of it at the time! There was also Luke’s “AAAAAHHHHHHHHH” as he fell, which was total nonsense. He fell on purpose—why would he be screaming in terror as if it were an accident?

This threatens to lead us off on a tangent, but I found “Star Wars” an interesting mention. The original movies were virtually modification showcases, as George Lucas wasn’t surrounded by slobbering Yes Men yet. I would call those good cases. What would you be referring to? If the prequels, I may not know what…

I understand why someone would want that, but her design in the new titles is actually what her creator wanted originally. The, er, “enhanced assets” were added against their wishes. As such, the rebooted franchise is depicting her as originally intended.

Mostly the “fun” part. Big head modes, on top of looking ridiculous, usually accentuate already comedic things, like rag doll physics. They make what were formerly intense combat scenes look completely silly (see: the animated takedown GIF in the article). It’s akin to why people replay games wherein you can name your…

I applaud your successful trolling. 10/10.

Hah, I came off as a lot more confusing than I intended! I meant to pretend as if the last paragraph was me talking to my significant other, and making excuses justifying the performance version of the car. Looking back now though, it does look like I was just talking to you as if asking you about it.

Nonetheless, what…

That’s beautiful, my friend, and I mean that sincerely. In my enthusiasm, I did sound unfairly harsh, though I meant to tease. It’s unfortunate that other drivers discomfort her so; what wonders she’s missing out on! Then again, my significant other has severe agoraphobia, which leads to big groups of people being a…

As a card-carrying member of the female variety, I am outraged by your wife’s selection, as PT Cruisers are, and have always been, wretched abominations; by her unwillingness to learn how drive a manual transmission vehicle, not to mention any at all; and, lastly, by her saying women haven’t any business choosing cars.

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The notion of these (absolutely awesome) bits pumping someone up like that is utterly hysterical to me, and in a completely “that’s awesome” way. Keep rocking out.

To read “Nintendo too skrong?” is to wonder if I’ve stumbled upon an elderly man trying his hardest to seem like a cool kid. No one says “skrong.” “Stronk,” on the other hand...