This turns problematic when you accidentally eat some of the paper.

I am not saying that I have done this, mind.

Throughout my childhood and early adult life, I visited Dunkin’ Donuts on the regular. My mother would take me there every morning, and often on weekends, too. Was I a fat, lumbering, donut-crumb-covered slob? Oh-ho! On the contrary, I was fit, active, and I would’ve defended DD—and their sandwiches in particular—to…

Now that the weekend has ended, we may continue this conversation. I’m grateful for the opportunity to do so, as well.

When we last spoke, I attempted to dismantle the various particulars that led to your believing that my commentary was dismissive. Although I endeavored to do so at least sufficiently, it does not…

Do you believe that concrete aspects of a costume that you can touch or see are inapplicable criteria for judgment? I am admittedly confused by your inconsistency. Let’s pick this apart a little further, and see if we can determine whatever has made you so distressed.

Originally, you were displeased with the simplistic…

As you do wish to be a stickler regarding this particular costume, but not any of the others I’d mentioned—perhaps because you understand that the single point you’ve picked on doesn’t apply to the other critiques, which are more thorough—I would be glad to elaborate further, and to demonstrate why the single criteria…

In a contest, it certainly is! You’re looking for designs that stand out, takes that make people stop and look, and—perhaps most importantly of all—outfits that aren’t so commonplace that you can easily buy a pre-made set of its components on eBay.

And, as noted, you should probably be able to actually see the entrant.

“Super Mario 3D Land” absolutely is on the 3DS.

This response is a bit late, but as some of the preceding posters noted, “Doki Doki Panic” originated as, basically, the shell of a Mario game. That is what it was originally designed as. The characters that led to its becoming “Doki Doki Panic”—none of which included Mamu/Wart—were in fact the result of a later deal,…

While expecting “the best,” I clicked, and saw... very good cosplay. A lot of effort was put in, no doubt. “Best,” though...? An armored outfit that isn’t weathered, with too-straight cloth accents that looks as fresh and crisp as the day it was hemmed? A Yuna that has not only been done to death, but that you can…

As someone who is also from Florida, I am glad that I found someone else in the comments noting what a joke the state is. I wouldn’t say it has “become” one, though; it’s been run-down for decades, and crazy shit has always been happening, but without an Internet to broadcast it across.

I can’t hop on the Disney hate…

I admit that I don’t see the point of such dissonance. Why would you show respect to an institution by encouraging people to follow their rules? That is what you’re doing. Do you not see how that could not possibly contribute to your ultimate goal of people not participating in its practices whatsoever?

I do believe in…

I don’t believe that really changes anything. Why are smaller forms of supposed disrespect unacceptable, yet large and extreme forms of it acceptable? That was the point of my post, truthfully. You wish for the rules and every other aspect of the institution to be destroyed, but yet, you tell people they should…

This seems a bit silly. You believe that the building can burn, which equals complete and total destruction of it and everything within it. Presumably, you would not want this to happen while a whole lot of bodies were inside, but nonetheless, it is likely that furniture, books, et cetera, would be reduced to ash—yet,…

Sheik has always been immensely important in the Smash tournament scene, as she is and has long been a top-ranking fighter. This is also why it’s sensible to have Sheik as her own character. As such, Zelda’s alternate persona won’t be going anywhere anytime soon.

However, Impa has been a part of the Legend of Zelda…

This isn’t an easy solution, but it’s the first one that I can think of off the top of my head:

Since the spaceship is relatively simplistic, as is the nebula-esque background, you may be able to cobble something comparable together on a build-your-own-shirt website (such as Zazzle). While you may be able to re-use the…

It's not nearly as bad as it's claimed to be, and I say this as a tree-hugging-STEM-loving-humanist-feminist-Fox-News's-worst-enemy-ist. The amount of chemicals released are quite small, and it would take a significant build-up to cause damage to people. Further, when you wash these things, and then dry them, you…

It’s not precisely the same, but one of the least expensive KickStarter tiers ($15) earns you a yard-long dinosaur ribbon. Time to accessorize! Beyond that, you can get adult-size shirts for backing, too. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/buddi…

Don’t forget: no sitting in their parents’ laps. Don’t take them to the new house in the car, either: they can’t be on the seats. Don’t put them on the bus; someone else has surely done it there, even in the aisles! Don’t put them on a train, and who knows how many alleys shopping carts went down on their…

All of the comments aren’t loading for me, so I can’t be absolutely sure, but... has no one mentioned Impa?! Naginata-wielding Impa from “Hyrule Warriors,” specifically... I would want nothing more. I would pay all of the dollars.

Though I am a day late, I have come forward to correct a dire error within this article, and it involves the following sentence:

"Being dumb enough to believe a gay couple would have greasy-ass Indiana pizza at their wedding."

As an individual who prides themselves on their grammar, I must admonish you for using the…