You know, I don’t think I ever went to Doral. I drove down to the Keys, but I stayed near the coast. There was a video store just past the end of I-95 that sold anime on video cassettes, too, called Alternate Dimensions, I believe, and I’d place orders there. They’re long gone now. Ah, memories...

Oh, and don’t let…

I am also from South Florida. Don’t be unfair, now; all of Florida makes Florida looks bad. There’s virtually every part of Miami that isn’t South Beach, there’s every inch of Fort Lauderdale where the rich white-haired Realtors don’t live, there’s all of Boca Raton wishing it were Miami’s Hollywood image, there’s all…

If you're strictly referring to poofy '80s hair, I miiiiight agree. Then again...

If you're saying that "Flight of the Navigator" is a weird movie, we're all right.

I know that this was meant as a joke, but that actually sounds delightful. I love Nick at Nite!

Both were in service to the gentlemen mentioned, and were delightful little meetings that I was happy to have experienced. I wouldn't call it anything worth having a contest about—thousands of others dwelling about LA have…

Her final statement in the video has, to me, a profound beauty about it—it's a wish to share an experience with another that they find whimsically exhilarating, yet that they cannot cobble the words together to sufficiently describe it. I understand her feeling sorry for the fellow who could not share in the scenery.…

I can say the same about the creative works of various authors or artists that were sullied by the actions of their creators over the years. I met these discoveries with great sadness, being grateful for what I enjoyed at the time, and while also understanding that I could not forgive the person involved for what they…

The only known black entertainers who I've met in person are Gary Coleman and Jimmie Walker. I've never personally encountered Bill Cosby. Ergo, I have been spared.

As the only black gentlemen of entertainment whom I've met in person are Gary Coleman and Jimmie Walker, I can say that I, fortunately, have been spared.

As someone who posts on Jezebel, Jalopnik, and various sub-blogs of theirs (Kitchenette and OppositeLock being my favorites)...

... I actually have no idea what this comment means. I know it was an attempt at a joke, but I'm failing to get it.

Are the cars angry, or are angry women driving them? What is a "chick" car?…

I can understand that desire. Still, it's always good to be armed with such knowledge. To make it easier for you and anyone else who is curious, here's an excerpt from an article specifically detailing fatal crashes:

"The majority of fatal crashes occurred between the hours of 6 p.m. and 9 p.m. (4,988). The…

If it helps you feel any better, you should take the time of night into consideration. Very early morning driving, such as at around 3:00AM or 4:00AM, is considered incredibly safe. You can research accident averages to determine what the safest times to drive are, and if you have a choice in the matter, make your…

While walking up to him and slandering him as you noted, they also repeatedly mentioned how they tried to stop him from driving, and that he did not listen. That, and as others have noted elsewhere in the comments, police occasionally do not respond to calls about drunk drivers. Sadly, I too know this—I have called…

Others have already responded, but to counter your example, vehicles confiscated from even the worst of criminals do go to auction. As such, certain instruments used in crime can be and are resold—the example you provided, a crack pipe, is illegal, and a domestically-manufactured vehicle with a legitimate VIN is not.

Through their statement, they were trying to say that younger individuals may not know that "Ren & Stimpy" essentially aesthetically inspired everything like-animated that came after—"Johnny Bravo," "Samurai Jack," "Dexter's Lab," and so on, so forth. It, too, was inspired by classic animation, but the specific bold…

Much of what you've mentioned is why I positively love "Hyrule Warriors," and why I still play it almost daily. Zelda is very active, demonstrating her position as a commander of the Hyrulean forces, her cold cunning while undercover as Sheik, and never shying away from utilizing her own combat abilities. She is never…

A venti green tea with dried lime slices and no sweetener, shaken, is my drug. You will not take it away from me. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE THEY HAVE YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY TEA.

Oh, look at that.

I've been impaled.

The photos are rather unappetizing, which would fit the St. Louis theme, so there is reason to search for better examples. After all, nothing there looks even remotely interesting, or even distinctly Italian. The center photograph looks like a Lean Cuisine meal, and the right-most salad is about exciting as WalMart's…

Is that all supposed to be "good, real Italian food," or "bland photos of terrible wannabe Italian food, shot without mood lighting, from a laminated printout menu, for a knock-off Denny's"?

I know, I know, it was an awfully long sentence, but sometimes, you've got to go the distance to get that feel.